DCist: What's That You Say?

connie dobbs

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:47:39 -0500

Can you keep Monkey's Magical World? Pleeze? It's a lot of work to keep up with his brilliant quipstering. I've been counting on Aaron to masterfully distill all our commentariat down to the tasty essences. One single comment is barely a droplet on the tongue.

monkeyrotica

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:51:05 -0500

Where is the Magical World of Monkeyrotica? It's in the hearts and minds of every freethinking American who's ever stayed in a relationship just for the breakup sex. It's in the restaurant bathrooms, peeing on the rims out of spite. It's shaking its head at what they're charging for tapas and giving slowdriving old people the finger. It's right in front of you when your back is turned. It's on the menu, on the table, it's the knife, and it's the waiter. It's every where you want to be, chanting the mantra, "In every day, in every way, I'm getting bitter and bitter."

Bethesdaist

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:26:46 -0500

I think what Monkey is trying to convey here is "where the hell is the Wonderful World of Monkeyrotica"?

monkeyrotica

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 19:44:16 -0500

I believe the term is "eviscerated." No, strike that. "Vivisected" is what I'm looking for, with a robotic frame inside the corpse, turning it into an animatronic puppet for use in a Survival Research Laboratories performance piece. Yes, I'd definitely be up for watching that, instead of this flaccid dong of a "feature" hanging in an obscene arc and spraying pee in three different directions. I haven't been this pissed since they moved Buffy to Friday nights.

IMGoph

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 18:56:09 -0500

streamlined ain't the half of it. i'd call it emaciated.

skeptic

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:43:11 -0500

"my snark may be broken"? Amen to that.