DCist: Kokopooli's For Sale

IMGoph

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:06:23 -0500

monkey: bake me to your leader? that's f'in awesome!

ClevelandRocks

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:52:41 -0500

Kokopoolis is great! It's dirty nasty and everything a real pool bar ought to be.

monkeyrotica

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:21:33 -0500

God, can you imagine how insufferable a dcist-owned bar would be? Between the jukebox full of theremin bands that nobody's heard of and the kids throwing rocks at your head, you've got a recipe for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Just skip the middle man and go straight to gourmet dog biscuit and $5 sci-fi-themed cupcake shop with some stupid name like "Bake Me To Your Leader." But then you'd have to deal some ANC councilman complaining about the dog poop and the outdoor stripper pole and the aging punks shaving obscenities into their dogs. You can't win in this town. Just give up and move to Barstow. Or to hell.

yonas

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:12:35 -0500

Hey - you can't really beat a rate of $9/hr for billiards. I hope they find a way to keep that seedy place alive.

HCE

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:01:49 -0500

That joint is sketch.

adamsmorgan

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:34:56 -0500

Hmmm...refrigerators and deep fryer but no stove? No wonder they can't meet their food requirement.

IMGoph

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:55:13 -0500

crowdsource? we get together, buy this, and brand it "commentariats"?