November 18, 2008
Morning Roundup: Battle Royale Edition
Good morning, Washington. The D.C. Council is set to vote today on whether to confirm sometimes controversial Acting Attorney General Peter Nickles. Yesterday the committee on public safety and the judiciary actually voted against Nickles by a 3-2 margin, though that was partly due to a procedural fiat manufactured by At-large member Phil Mendelson, who changed the resolution language to make it so that in order to disapprove the nomination, you had to vote for it.
As D.C. Wire points out, the main Council complaint about Nickles is that he's too close to Mayor Fenty, leading him to effectively be serving as both general counsel to the mayor and as Attorney General. City Desk has a rundown on the unusually high number of undecided members going into today's vote, and Marc Fisher licks his lips over the possibility that it may all come down to Ward 8 Council member and former mayor Marion Barry. Stay tuned!
Metro Mechanic Fired for Telling Dirty Joke: The Examiner reports that a veteran Metro mechanic has been fired, and three top executives suspended, after the mechanic told a dirty joke while serving as emcee at a departmental awards ceremony. Only problem? The story doesn't include the dirty joke, or jokes, in question. How are we supposed to decide whether the firing was justified if we don't even know what the joke was about? Give us the dirt, Examiner!
Briefly Noted: Senators pressuring Maryland State Police over 'terrorist' database ... New round of 'Street Smart' pedestrian safety ads hit the airwaves ... Jacqueline Cecilia Wright, former D.C. tax office employee, gets 15 months in fraud scheme ... Teenage girl shot at Illinois and Decatur NW ... Woman's body found in stairwell in Silver Spring.
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nikolas schiller put it best in the first comment on that citypaper blog article re: nickles. we need the attorney general's office to be one that we the people get to vote for.
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I don't have any problem with Nickles being too close to the Mayor. I have a problem with his thinking that parts of the Bill of Rights don't apply in DC.
That, and his judgement of other lawyers' work is highly suspect.
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I'm surprised at you, dcist. A little sleuthing on my part turned up the dirty joke in question:
Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell?
A: DUUUUNNNNNGGGGG!
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...and then the rabbi says to the colostomy fetishist, "is that your bag?"
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...and that's why they call it the Red Line!
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And so I says to Mabel, "Mabel," I says, "Don't blame me. I was riding her Brown Line to Swampoodle then she'd Gone-zaga'd all over my Notre Dame!"
That's when I found myself up Tiber Creek without an air freshener.
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I hope the joke involved the Silver Line-ing.