DCist: Morning Roundup: Battle Royale Edition

ChickenArise

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:44:55 -0500

I hope the joke involved the Silver Line-ing.

monkeyrotica

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:24:28 -0500

And so I says to Mabel, "Mabel," I says, "Don't blame me. I was riding her Brown Line to Swampoodle then she'd Gone-zaga'd all over my Notre Dame!" That's when I found myself up Tiber Creek without an air freshener.

Wallenda

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:11:13 -0500

...and that's why they call it the Red Line!

timtheviking2

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:03:24 -0500

...and then the rabbi says to the colostomy fetishist, "is that your bag?"

monkeyrotica

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:50:43 -0500

I'm surprised at you, dcist. A little sleuthing on my part turned up the dirty joke in question: Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell? A: DUUUUNNNNNGGGGG!

monkeyrotica

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:48:17 -0500

I don't have any problem with Nickles being too close to the Mayor. I have a problem with his thinking that parts of the Bill of Rights don't apply in DC. That, and his judgement of other lawyers' work is highly suspect.

IMGoph

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:47:28 -0500

nikolas schiller put it best in the first comment on that citypaper blog article re: nickles. we need the attorney general's office to be one that we the people get to vote for.