DCist: K Street Bank Robber Seriously Dumb, Missing Underpants

donmiguelb

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:33:40 -0500

Male rape in DC prison -- it's hilarious.

OldPosterKnownAsCranky

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:59:05 -0500

Maybe he thought going commando would make him a better bank robbery strategist?

cminus

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:46:54 -0500

I'm with WestEnder on this one: rape is something I would not wish on my worst enemy, and this bank robber seems to have been more stupid than vile anyway, as these things go. (Incidentally, contrary to some of the speculation above, he's probably not going to get issued any underwear in jail. Today's prisons typically allow prisoners to keep socks and underwear they were wearing upon entry, but any new socks and underwear have to be paid for at the commissary.)

Deep

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:27:37 -0500

CapitolGal, you were supposed to tackle him. Aren't you a superhero? You have a superhero name, so act like one. As of right now, your superhero license has been revoked.

ishmael

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:10:40 -0500

right. note to self: don't go commando when planning to rob a bank. And I'm curious CapitolGal, did the red dye stick to you? It would kinda suck to just be standing next to a bank robber and get doused with the dye. The less than stellar MPD might think YOU robbed the bank. I'm just saying.

Fluxgirl

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:50:46 -0500

See, this is why mom always said to make sure you have clean underwear. Assuming you bother to wear it, that is.

monkeyrotica

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:16:05 -0500

The irony is that had he merely learned some basic computer and social skills, or worked for one of the major banking houses, he could have scammed much more money off widows, retirees, and U.S. taxpayers. Now he gets passed around like a pack of cigarettes. Lesson learned: first, get the education, then steal a laptop.

woodstock

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:11:08 -0500

At this point in the annals of stupid criminals wouldn't it be easier to list the smart ones instead? Maybe not as funny...

Over the River

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:38:26 -0500

Money to die for.

WestEnder

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:28:44 -0500

Heh heh. Getting your pants pulled down in jail. Chortle. Smirk. God bless America and its cherished tradition of prison rape. It's just so ... funny!

nomnomnom

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:00:37 -0500

In these tough times, one has to rob banks to make sure they have money to buy underwear.

run_for_the_hills

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:59:45 -0500

Hopefully he'll get some nice new underpants courtesy the D.C. Jail. I'm sure he'll also get some new friends who want to reenact the 'pants vs gravity' scenario, courtesy of the D.C. Jail.

monkeyrotica

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:46:35 -0500

All y'alls need to quit dissin Francis C. Brotha got more moves than Ex-Lax, yo.