November 26, 2008
Jessica Culter Is Engaged
It warms this writer's heart to see that Jessica Cutler has gotten engaged. Not merely because it is Thanksgiving Eve, on which night we lay down arms and wish well for those who typically find themselves on the receiving end of our heckling — especially former Hill prostitutes. Rather her choice in fellas seems sound. She didn't end up with FD, X, T, QV, P, Eliot Spitzer, HK, YZ, or K, but instead one Charles Rubio, a University of Texas alum. The "hook 'em" jokes write themselves.
To allow a moment's musing it is almost as if it is the District who presents this bride. Or more specifically, the Capitol: which got her laid, paid, booked, and broke. And through now fault of our own, she is now hitched. Is it time to give up the Capitol pendant? For one of these? Or one of these?
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Andy was thinking of her when he made is 15 minute crack.
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I always kind of liked Jessica Cutler. She didn't try to make herself out as some kind of victim and she said exactly what she thought, which is so rare in DC it's praiseworthy even when the thoughts are less than profound.
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I'm kind of upset I couldn't have sold Jessica Cutler her engagement ring. If it's good enough for her, it's good enough for anyone!
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Meh. What's she famous for?
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Actually, all of us have a lot in common with Jessica. As taxpayers financing this bailout, we're all taking it up the poop chute, courtesy Congress.
I hope their keeping their wedding gift purchases local and registering at The Pleasure Chest.
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She's going to get more gift-wrapped anal lube than she knows what to do with.
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I know it's the holidays, but you guys have got to proofread these things.
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Meh. What's she famous for?
Taking it in the butt for cash from Bush appointees. And a shitty playboy shoot.
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She gave hummers and took it up the bummer, but what about Ben's Chili Bowl?