DCist: Jessica Culter Is Engaged

Deep

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 07:04:08 -0500

She gave hummers and took it up the bummer, but what about Ben's Chili Bowl?

Boomhauer

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:51:54 -0500

Meh. What's she famous for? Taking it in the butt for cash from Bush appointees. And a shitty playboy shoot.

Lane

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:30:30 -0500

I know it's the holidays, but you guys have got to proofread these things.

HCE

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:52:14 -0500

She's going to get more gift-wrapped anal lube than she knows what to do with.

monkeyrotica

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:02:58 -0500

Actually, all of us have a lot in common with Jessica. As taxpayers financing this bailout, we're all taking it up the poop chute, courtesy Congress. I hope their keeping their wedding gift purchases local and registering at The Pleasure Chest.

hillrat

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:16:48 -0500

Meh. What's she famous for?

jonmervis

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:56:37 -0500

I'm kind of upset I couldn't have sold Jessica Cutler her engagement ring. If it's good enough for her, it's good enough for anyone!

somegirl

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:57:03 -0500

I always kind of liked Jessica Cutler. She didn't try to make herself out as some kind of victim and she said exactly what she thought, which is so rare in DC it's praiseworthy even when the thoughts are less than profound.

downtown rez

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:34:36 -0500

Andy was thinking of her when he made is 15 minute crack.