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Who doesn't!? Just ran across a grand post on Craigslist: a girl in Purcellville is looking for empty Skoal cans because her boyfriend wants to make a table out of them. Sounds kind of like college where somebody made furniture out of pizza boxes, but with more spit and mouth cancer. But hey, recycling is a good thing. Help her out!

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Jesus, what a pathetic premise for a post.

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Oh, also: Does anyone know why the "Sponsored Post: The All in One Samsung Omnia" is listed as the "MOST POPULAR" on the left-hand sidebar.

I mean, I think that's just the most awesomest post ever, but I'm funny that way...

sounds like someone from samsung is stuffing the ballot box

The very smell of Skoal makes projectile vomit shoot from my nose and mouth.

Weak, he said putting his feet up on his Carlo Rossi couch.

And I built a bidet out of Progresso Soup cans and old SCSI cables, but you don't see me trolling Craigslist for it. Yet.

Ah, dcist, I see what you're up to. Lower the bar so low in 2008 that you have nowhere to go but up in 2009!

What do you have in store for us later this afternoon? Funny CL Rants and Raves? Maybe!

Dear Lord, I know I haven't been the best this year, but I don't ask for much. If you don't mind, please have DCist go back to the old design and stop resorting to reposting Craigslist requests from the VA/WV border. Amen.

Aw cmon, furniture made out of Skoal? That's not something you hear about every day.

i moved to skoal once the dc bars moved smoking outside. it's definitely making a comeback as anyone who has seen generation kill or gran torino can attest.

i moved to skoal once the dc bars moved smoking outside.

"That's not something you hear about every day."
Meaning it's remarkable because it's seldom remarked upon? ;)

The one advantage of Skoal is that it's slightly less painful than a Days O Work plug tobacco suppository. Me, I'll stick with shoving a whole bag of Red Man up the ass.

That'll look good next to the cinderblock and plywood ottoman...

monkeyrotica: you mean ready-made tobacco?! HA! You have it easy. In my day, we used to plant the tobacco seeds directly into our butts, waited until the plants were mature enough to harvest, and yanked them out to sun-dry. And then we'd put them back in. But we never complained. No sir.

yonas: I'm an old man. Back in the day, I used to be able to "roll my hogshead" all the way to Richmond. Now I'm lucky to last three minutes before I hotbox it, wipe myself off, and fall asleep.

In my youth, I had hoped to accomplish great deeds. Now, I shall feel lucky to retire without scandal.

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