Morning Roundup: Mainly Mains Edition

2009_0114_MR.jpg Good morning, Washington. Yes, there was another big water main break this morning! An 8-inch main break on 7th Street NW between G and H streets closed that block and is causing traffic problems all around the Verizon Center. WTOP reported that the problem was only discovered when a Metrobus started sliding down the street in the ice ... good grief, did anybody see this? And in case you're worried that D.C.'s crumbling infrastructure could create even bigger problems should something like this happen during the inauguration, calm yourself by remembering that most streets will be shut down already and most D.C. residents will be cowering in their barricaded living rooms, too afraid to venture out into Inauguration Island.

UDC Approves Split Campus Proposal: The University of the District of Columbia yesterday approved the creation of a separate community college campus for two-year students and voted to raise admission standards and tuition for students in the school's four-year degree program. Even though no second campus has yet been selected, UDC says it hopes to have the changes in place for the fall semester. It was reported earlier this month that the school is hoping to merge with Southeastern University. Mike Grass notes that such a merger could solve a couple directional issues associated with the school.

Senate Passes Bill Banning Inauguration Ticket Scalping: It's sort of adorable they think they can do anything about it, ain't it? Last night the Senate passed a bill by voice vote that would make it a federal crime to scalp tickets to the presidential inauguration. It's by no means certain the House will take up the matter before Tuesday. It's absolutely certain that people will continue to successfully scalp tickets to the inaugural ceremonies and balls.

Briefly Noted: Mother of disabled girl who died is charged with neglect ... Local home prices drop in December ... Gang member who killed teen outside school sentenced to 30 years ... National Zoo is running out of bamboo.

This Day in DCist: Last year, Mayor Fenty was firing half a dozen city employees in the wake of the Banita Jacks case.

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DC's housing market fared well compared to the rest of the country. Still, it's nothing to write home about. The outer DC suburbs are screwed, though. I would not want to be trying to sell a house in Woodbridge right now:

14231 CAROLINE ST
WOODBRIDGE, VA 22191
List Price: $75,000
Prior Sale: $385,000 8/31/2005
-80.3%

1927 WILLOW LN
WOODBRIDGE, VA 22191
List Price: $70,000
Prior Sale: $350,000 1/24/2006
-80.0%

7544 QUAIL RUN LN
MANASSAS, VA 20109
List Price: $63,665
Prior Sale: $315,000 10/31/2005
-79.8%

2942 WETHERBURN CT
WOODBRIDGE, VA 22191
List Price: $55,000
Prior Sale: $257,650 10/26/2005
-78.7%

Oh my goodness, the communist bears are running out of food? The tragedy! I can't believe Sommer buried in the "briefly noted"! Soon, fresh, lean panda steaks for all!

Boo freaking hoo. Those black-and-white bastards can starve for all I care. I didn't see any pandas coming to my rescue when I got both my legs blown off at Chung King. And I still had to make the La Choy deathmarch ON MY BLOODY STUMPS with pandas spitting in MY FACE. And I never got a parade either when I got back from my tour of Chop Suey. Or a pony.

Bamboo? There are many back yards on Capitol Hill infested with bamboo. That stuff's almost impossible to get rid of. Bring those critters on over and let 'em have at it. Or teach those Pandas to eat something far more filling: chili half-smokes from Ben's.

Isn't about every other green washed yuppie home have bamboo floors? I say time to invite the bastards over for dinner.

OK, this is SUPER-frustrating that the water main break was "discovered" this morning when a MetroBus slid on the ice. I called 311 yesterday at 6:15 pm to report that brown water was coming up through a manhole cover. The WASA emergency folks said they'd send someone right over to check it out. Freaking DC goverment.

I also reported it yesterday evening. The street was closed a good 13 hours later at 7:30 AM this morning.

Lots of bamboo in the burbs, perhaps a crafty resident can make their mortgage by providing Panda sustanance...

That would probably help those suckers out in Woodbridge.

Just a few comments: 1) Monkey I am going to guess those are foreclosed on homes and not that the seller just suddenly decided to drop their price. Still ridiculously cheap, but I doubt the listing provides the full story; 2) While I'm willing to lump blame on the D.C. government as much as the next guy, PSUPaulie's comment is a bit unfair because WASA is a quasi-governmental agency (sort of but not really ) like Metro....

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