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We got pretty excited when we noticed the National Zoo had added some video to the DCist Videos pool titled "Giant panda breeding season starts early at National Zoo." Had the Zoo just hand delivered us footage of Mei Xiang and Tian Tian, you know, doin' it? Sadly, the closest they get is just after the 1 minute mark, when the two adult pandas kind of paw at each other a little. After that, the video tragicially cuts away without showing any acción. We suppose that since Mei had to be quickly artificially inseminated because "competent mating did not occur," that could mean that there was simply no hot panda love footage available. Still, we're disappointed.
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Hahaha, I love that as she says, "Our male tried to breed, he gave it his best as usual," it shows Tian Tian literally just walking back and forth over a prone Mei Xian. Really, pandas? Is it that complicated?
Yeah, I'm disappointed too. Maybe the zoo is running the panda sex video on Pay-Per-View.
Monkey? Nothing?
Insert "shaved" joke here...which would be more inserting than Tian Tian has ever managed.
Aren't Asian Sex Scenes pixelated anyway?
Are we supposed to be turned-on by this or enlightened?
Honey, those bears are wearing white diapers!
DC doesn't need zoo luv flix of Ailuropoda melanoleuca when our streets are awash in panda-passion porn.
There's only one thing more boring than panda bukkake and you're reading it right now.
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