- The Nationals have signed slugger Adam Dunn to a two-year, $20 million contract. [ESPN]
- With the new singles bans now in effect across much of the city, retailers are getting creative: 3-packs! [City Desk]
- New Pepsi logo now embarrassing for something besides aping the Obama logo. [Gawker]
- Michelle Obama is seemingly everywhere this week. She stopped by Howard University today to address business students. [D.C. Wire]
- Metro's finance committee will soon consider the limited S bus/16th Street line proposal. [Greater Greater Washington]
- Bread for City is asking for a replacement vacuum for the one our readers helped to locate for a needy client; the old one broke. [Beyond Bread]

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Retailers should just sell brown paper bags for a couple bucks each, and include a free bottle of beer inside to demonstrate the bag's efficacy.
About that vacuum, if the first one the needy client owned broke, then the second one broke, did anyone suggest that she might be using it the wrong way? I mean, is she attempting to vacuum rocks? Rocks are essentially just very large pieces of dust...
The Pepsi logo document, if true, makes most of the commenters on here look like rank amateurs when it comes to slinging the bullshit.
Thanks for the link (again), DCist! You're real pals!