Burger-pocalypse at Z Burger

Z Burger, located in Tenleytown and Glover Park, is offering free burgers all day today on Thursday, April 2. Just mention the code word "yowza" to get a burger topped up the way you like. Cough up some dough for the Five Guys-like peanut oil fries or the yummy onion rings. But you may want to skip their custom shakes - the majority of which use the same flavored syrups you find at Starbucks. CORRECTION: Our sincere apologies, the free burger day is actually on Thursday, April 2, at the Tenleytown location ONLY. We inadvertently mixed up the dates. Again, we apologize for any confusion.

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really about the shakes? damn, that sucks. i was just looking at their ad in the city paper this morning, and i saw that list of flavors and thought, "wow, this might be worth trying out!"

It's still worth trying their shakes. They are deeeeeelish. Sucks that they're full of crap ingredients :( OH well.

hell, it's a milkshake. if i was looking for healthy, i wouldn't be looking into a milkshake in the first place, right? guess i'll have to give them a try and make my own call.

Crowds of angry, sweaty fat people demanding free food and stinking up the place with their eardrum-shattering flatulence? Sign me up!

were you referring to the same flatulence they serve in starbucks coffee?

Well, that would certainly explain the peculiar aftertaste in my Frozen Hazelnut Crappuccino. That, and the runs.

All with chlorine on their breath.

Ugh. My third chin and angioplasty balloon dealer are heartbroken at the tease of free burgers today.

I was going to go, and invite my fellow laid off, fellow co-workers to join me, because free food is really appealing right now. But monkeyerotica's comment was so distasteful I couldn't bring myself to go.

Way to go Monkey! Another case of explosive diarrhea averted; another life saved.

At this rate, I'm a shoo in for canonization. Saint Monkeyrotica of New Columbia: Patron Saint of Bloggers, Shaved Panda Amputee Fetishists, and the Wantonly Incontinent. Pray to Saint Monkey to deliver us from temptation, rugburn, and the "hershey squirts." And I can get you a sweet deal on some anal prayer beads. Step right up!

The world will look up and shout, "Save us from the Burger-pocalypse IN OUR PANTS!" and I'll whisper, "Maybe!"

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