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Do make sure to peek inside a copy of the brand new April issue of Northern Virginia Magazine (the glossy lifestyle pub doesn't offer much in the way of what's in their current issue on their web site, regrettably), and turn directly to page 64. There, you'll find DCist Music Editor Amanda Mattos's shining face, listed among the region's most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes. We already knew how smart, sassy, and stunning Amanda is, so we can hardly blame Northern Virginia Magazine for wanting to share that information with their readers.
Notably, hardcore Redskins fan Amanda has been placed on a page right next to Clinton Portis. Perhaps the magazine can arrange a lunch date?
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maybe they can have a threesome with Andrew Markert? meeeeow!
wow can you masturbate yourselves a little bit more?
"Sprightly?" Sprightly? Puckish, yes. Maybe even impish. However, I'll reserve my judgement until I see her dance "Petrushka," which is the acid test of sprightliness. Just ask Margot Fonteyn. She didn't tapdance morse code messages until her shoes were filled with blood just to roll out the carpet for the Reds.
yeah, but shouldn't you have to live in NoVa to qualify for this?
BloMi represent!
Oh...eligible. I thought you said edible. (puts the fork down)
Okay, am I the only one who thinks the guy on the upper left IS the evil clown in my pic?
It seems you are correct (checking my desktop image).
ummm...what is that on his head?
Did you see "There's Something About Mary"?
Who's the girl who's "totally into sports" right above?
Maybe the same as on the cover?
Northern Virginia.. Magazine?
Can someone who's seen the magazine explain what they say in the "DC vs. NoVA Men" article teased on the cover?
um...
interesting vs. boring?
stud vs. douchebag?
has no representation vs. has it?
might have AIDS vs. might have cooties?
has a huge penis vs. has a vagina?
I've read the article
NoVa v DC
Hangouts: Sports bars v. velvet ropes
Date: Dinner & movie v. Cocktail reception/Gala
What really made me PUKE about that article was the suggestion that in this "clenched economy" 30-something men should be wearing $2,500 suits with $5000 shoes. Those just out of school can get by with a $500 jacket and $1000 designer jeans.
Ryan H: It's Lindsay Czarniak
Does she like blues musicians? I would have to guess not.
If it's the Men's Issue, can I get one for free?
I dunno, maybe its the two earrings, or the Ed Grimley spooge haircut, but I am suspecting there is a reason for Andrew's "eligibility." Not that their is anything wrong with that.
It takes 2 to be a clown. One to apply and one to submit.
Thirtyish academic wishes to meet woman who's interested in Mozart, James Joyce and sodomy.
sooo......everyone I went to college with?
Oh, wait, he's into women?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I think Portis has a shot with Mattos - from her photo it does appear she likes a little cream in her coffee.
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Let it be known that I've declared my affections for Lindsay Czarniak in the past. And she remains one nice piece of local sports reporting ace.