Not burgers. Not books. Frakkin' en-see-double-A basketball.
It's March Madness, friends, and that means it's final exam time in bracketology. Once again, the writers at DCist would like to invite the readers of DCist to join in for some competitive bracketeering, with the biggest prize of all -- citywide bragging rights (plus a little bonus surprise) -- at stake. Choose a methodology and dial in your selections. Take the one-seeds all the way to the end? You'd've cleaned up last year. Take more pride in picking the Cinderella story? Apparently both President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton call themselves George Mason fans, so maybe they will be among those watching for this year's glass-slipper story. Do you pick your seven-seeded alma mater all the way through the Final Four and championship, good sense be damned? Or do you decide by that time-tested method, mascot natural selection? (Who wins in the first round, in the wild: giant tortoises or golden bears?)
This year, Georgetown is a surprise absentee, while American checks in for its second year in a row (and second tournament appearance ever). During the first round, Maryland fans will root for Cal State Northridge like they never have before: otherwise, they face a two-seeded Memphis in the second round, and that's assuming the Terps slip past Cal. But basketball and brackets being entirely different sports, you may find yourself rooting for Maryland with your heart and rooting for another team with your, um, brackets gland.
So, signup is easy: Create a CBS Sportsline profile and log in. Click here to access the DCist pool. The pool password is dcist. You're automatically signed up for this year's tournament if you played last year, so just follow the link in the email you were sent to get to your brackets. Know that there's a bonus for upsets in the first round, but otherwise scoring is fairly standard. Good luck, happy hunting, hook 'em woo!



The Diamondback Terrapin is a turtle, not a giant tortoise -- "Fear the Giant Tortoise" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
As a Cal State Northridge alum (yes, really), it's gonna be painful watching Memphis tear my boys a new one on Thursday afternoon.
As for Terps fans, while we'll definitely appreciate the support, just worry about your bidness...get past Cal before worrying about Memphis...because let's be honest, Northridge ain't gonna be shockin' the world.
I've got Sienna (Saints) and Duke (Blue Devils) in the Mascot Championship for the Ultimate Fate of Our Souls.
GO 'CUSE!!!!
I'm predicting a repeat of 2003. Go CUSE!!!!
c'mon spartans, don't let me down!
See the bracket for the NCAA Academic Performance Tournament from Inside Higher Ed..
As a UAB alum, I'm pulling rank for conference and as much as it makes me cringe, I'll cheer on C-USA's Memphis Tigers. So, Go Tigers! (ugh, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.)
At least UAB got a bid to the smaller dance.
*Cough, cough, sniffle*
I'm working on my fake cold, so I can stay home Thursday and Friday.
Since I attended two schools with bad or non-existent basketball programs I have no real attachment to any one team (I'm from Minn, but who willingly watches Big-10 basketball). So my policy is to root for the underdog but that's no way to fill out a bracket!
I'm so excited, I think I just peed my pants a little.