The beginning of spring is the time of year when potholes pop up on city streets the most; asphalt expanding and contracting with fluxuating temperatures lead directly to cracks and gaps in our roads. So it's no big surprise that new acting director of the District Department of Transportation, Gabe Klein, today announced this year's pothole filling blitz alongside Mayor Adrian Fenty. That Fenty and Klein decided to rename this year's program "Potholepalooza" is, however, plenty funny. We assume the 'palooza part is necessary to combat the oncoming Potholepocalypse. Can DCist start suggesting other names for city government programs, too? How about a summertime Ratastrophe initiative as part of the District's War on Rats?
According to the press release, "Potholepalooza" is a month-long campaign to encourage residents and commuters to report potholes, starting today and running through April 11. As in years past, the city is aiming for 48 hour response times to most pothole reports.
You can report a pothole by calling the Mayor’s Call Center at 311, filling out a request through the Online Service Request Center at dc.gov, or, new this year, emailing potholepalooza@dc.gov or tweeting a message to twitter.com/DDOTDC. Make sure to identify the location, including the correct quadrant (NW, NE, SE, SW) and as much detail as possible about the hazard, including the approximate size and depth of the pothole.

Car Pushed Into Anacostia River By Train


Operators are standing by.
Howbout next we have Hydrantpalooza? Hanging the little round plastic thing that says "needs repair" =/= actually repairing.
Summer crime spike + All Hand On Deck = Acopalypse Now.
"Euclid Street. $h!t, I'm still on Euclid Street. Every day I stay here, I get weaker. Every day Ray-Ray crouches and takes a dump in my alley, he grows stronger."
Thanks to that photo, we finally know what happens when Potholepalooza meets Urinepalooza.
fact of the matter is, if they're using the "pothole killer" service to patch up these potholes, they're not doing anyone any good.
they just blast a bunch of gravel into the holes, with a little bit of something to hold it together. it just ends up making a gravel road when they're done, which SUCKS if you're on a bicycle...
i hate it when the city does things on the cheap...
Not sure if DC has anything over Rosslyn as far as potholes go. I'm sure I could see magma glowing at the bottom of some of them.