This week, we have discussions about the Roman Empire, Lincoln, Nazis and blogging, as well as a handful of lectures on contemporary art.
Monday:
>> At 7 p.m. tonight, the 14th Street Busboys is celebrating the first release from Busboys and Poets Press, with author E. Ethelbert Miller and his book, The Fifth Inning, "a combination of baseball and the blues." Free in the Langston Room.
Tuesday:
>> Hunting Eichmann: How a Band of Survivors and a Young Spy Agency Chased Down the World's Most Notorious Nazi author Neal Bascomb will be at Politics and Prose at 7 p.m. for a book signing.
Wednesday:
>> Head to the Shirlington Library at 7 p.m. to hear author Maurice Jackson discussing Let This Voice be Heard: Anthony Benezet, Father of Atlantic Abolition. A book signing will follow at the Shirlington Busboys.
>> The Freer is hosting a lecture with film clips at 6:45 p.m. in honor of "musical dream team" Ira and George Gershwin. $40.
>> Another Smithsonian Resident Associate option this night is a lecture and book signing titled The Fall of the Roman Empire: A New Interpretation at the S. Dillon Ripley Center, which "draws on recent discoveries to provide a fresh look at decline of the Roman Empire." 6:45 p.m.; $25.
Thursday:
>> At 7 p.m., Sixth and I is hosting a panel discussion with immigrants, experts and Congressional staff called Progress by Pesach: A Call for Immigration Reform.
>> If you're interested in the visual arts but have never taken a formal art history class, this is a good night to be at the S. Dillon Ripley Center. From 6:45 to 9 p.m. at the illustrated lecture titled Why a Painting Is Like a Pizza: How to Understand and Enjoy Modern Art, University of the Arts professor Nancy G. Heller will use "slides of works by Picasso, Kandinsky, Chagall, Dali, Pollock, Rothko, Rauschenberg, and Warhol" to "explain how to analyze, understand, and appreciate even the most abstract and non-traditional works of art." $40.
Friday:
>> The American Art Museum hosts artist and Lucelia Artist Award winner Jessica Stockholder at 7 p.m. The short documentary The Sculpture of Louise Nevelson: Constructing a Legacy will first be screened, and afterward Stockholder will discuss how Nevelson influences her work with curator Joanna March .
Saturday:
>> Be at the 14th Street Busboys at 5 p.m. for a book reading from Veterans For Peace, which features "searing raw-whisky poetry by military veterans from World War II to Iraq."
>> The two all-day seminars at the S. Dillon Ripley Center are Religions of India and The Regency World of Jane Austen. Both start at 9:30 a.m.
>> At 4:30 p.m., John Waters will be at the American Art Museum for Cy Twombly's Letter of Resignation: American Pictures Distinguished Lecture Series.
>> From 9:30 a.m. to 1 p.m., the Natural History Museum's Baird Auditorium will be full of discussion about sustainable aquaculture, hosted by the one and only Alton Brown. He'll be joined by science, conservation, aquaculture and food experts, and book signings will follow the discussion. $75.
>> Today's 2:30 p.m. Inside Media event at the Newseum is with Cal Thomas, who will "bring his conservative views to the discussion of national politics and social issues."
Sunday:
>> Wonkette founder and former Time.com editor and blogger Ana Marie Cox will be at the Newseum at 2:30 p.m. for another Inside Media event, in which she will discuss the role of political blogging and online journalism.
>> The Smithsonian is providing two Lincoln options today. Author Anthony S. Pitch will be at the American History Museum signing his books They Have Killed Papa Dead! The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln and Burning of Washington at 1 p.m., and the American Art Museum brings us author Gary Echelbarger with his book The Great Comeback: How Abraham Lincoln Beat the Odds To Win: the 1860 Republican Nomination at 3 p.m.
Next Monday:
>> The 14th Street Busboys has an evening of Welsh poetry and song tonight starting at 6 p.m., including work from Welsh writers Catrin Dafydd, Owen Sheers, Fflur Dafydd, Tom Anderson and Eurig Salisbury as well as D.C. poets Ethelbert Miller, Kyle Dargan and Fred Joiner.

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This week, we have discussions about the Roman Empire, Lincoln, Nazis, agricultural sustainability and blogging, as well as a handful of lectures on contemporary art.
I don't have time to attend all these individual lectures! Can't you combine them in some way, preferrably using a time-traveling robot driving instructor and his best friend, a talking pie?
Why a Painting Is Like a Pizza
Because they're both too goddamned expensive? Because you can only get the good stuff in Chicago and New York?
And boooo, Eichman! You suck.
Wait, $75 to hear an Alton Brown lecture? I can watch him on TV for free!
Yeah, but at this lecture, Alton will be appearing with Gallagher's Sledge-o-Matic®. Those front row tarps don't come cheap.