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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE DDOT

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA TO GET FIRST IN THE NATION PAPERLESS PARKING TICKET SYSTEM

Beginning today the District of Columbia will implement a 100 percent paperless
parking ticket system.

Instead of receiving a paper parking ticket, drivers can check online to see if
they have a pending parking ticket. "All you need to do is enter in your
license plate number and state, and the system, MY DDOT, will tell you whether
or not you have a pending parking ticket. If you do, you can pay that ticket
instantly using your credit card number or PayPal," said DDOT's chief technology
officer, Martha Brady. "This system will save the city over $5 million a year,
will help reduce waste, and will cut back on the number of tickets that fly off
of windshields and end up in the Chesapeake Bay."

Drivers who park in the District of Columbia should visit MY DDOT at least once
a week to see if they have a pending parking ticket. If you don't log on and
subsequently pay your ticket, your fine will be doubled, in accordance with
existing regulations. "There are no exemptions or excuses allowed for not
checking online. Everyone who drives in the District of Columbia should log on
to MY DDOT once a week to see if they have any outstanding parking tickets."

DDOT will be launching mobile applications for Blackberry and Windows Mobile
phone users soon, so that people can check and pay their parking tickets while
on the go. There is no iPhone application in the works. "We know that iPhone
users are statistically less likely to park illegally, and we didn't want to
spend money developing software that we didn't need to deploy," said Brady.

The paperless parking ticket system will also be faster than the current system.
As part of the paperless parking ticket initiative, District ticket writers will
be using hand-held devices that take a photo of the illegally parked car and
then transmit that information back to DDOT's central server instantly. DDOT
has special software that can read license plates, so that drivers won't be able
to drive off quickly to thwart a parking ticket.

Starting in June 2009, you will be able to sign up for email notification of
parking tickets. For a nominal $50 a year, you can choose to be notified if you
receive a parking ticket. "Email notification is for people who are too lazy or
forgetful to visit MY DDOT weekly, which is why it's a premium service," said
Brady. "Email notifications may contain advertisements, so we recommend that
you add youvegotaticket@myddot.gov (youvegotaticket @ myddot.gov) to your safe
sender's list. We hope that District residents who receive parking tickets will
patronize the companies that advertise in our ticket notifications. This helps
the DC Government's bottom line."

"We're really excited about this," said Mayor Adrian Fenty. "One of the aspects
of the initiative that I think is most helpful is that the online parking ticket
system will let people determine whether or not they have a parking ticket while
on vacation or during a business trip. No more surprise tickets and penalties
when you return. Now you have a bona fide excuse to take your Blackberry with
you to the beach or the mountains. We know that there are some families in
which one spouse or another might find this helpful."

DDOT also understands and appreciates the privacy issues surrounding a public
database of license plates of cars that have received parking tickets. But it's
already the case that anyone walking down the street can see whether or not a
particular car has a parking ticket. "We don't expect parking ticket voyeurism
to be a problem," said Brady.

For more information about the District's paperless parking ticket initiative
visit http://primaryinfo.notlong.com or http://tinyurl.com/d5r3ht .