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Call off the search. Flickr user akkleis has spotted the four-legged skinny-jeaned monster lounging in the park. Our long nightmare is finally at an end.
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This creature is from the genus hipsterae - survives on a diet comprised of Pabst Blue Ribbon and any solid foods that can be consumed ironically. Displays mating habits unique in nature: insemination can occur only during a performance from a lesser known Brooklyn rock band.
Only in DC can a person be considered part of a Hipster genus for simply wearing: jeans, a t-shirt, and shoes.
Only a hipster would say something so jaded. Go back to your Hold Stead albums and PBR, hipster!
Not only in DC.. they do this shit on Gothamist, too.
I am inclined to agree with stmove. Do hipsters wear boxers?
I can't stand the fact that hipsters are always lying around in the grass, thinking deep thoughts about stuff. Jesus, that pi$$es me off to no f**king end. More so than the carefully displayed vinyl record collections.
Hipsters don't wear underpants. FACT!
Underwear went out when Har Mar Superstar's 47 minute hipster reign ended in 2001.
Color me wrong, but don't skinny jeans have tapered cuffs? These look a little open at the bottom, like pants that fit, nothing more.
Um... those are not skinny jeans. Plenty of slack, aka: just a pair of regular jeans. But you have succeeded in seeming very, very, very old. Like you sorta lie around parks wearing mom jeans and denim shirts.
I'm sure it will annoy the shit out of you, but news flash: Mom Jeans will soon be en vogue, just as soon as skinny jeans make their exit.
AC Slater jeans are in right now - but only in the right neighborhoods of Berlin. They'll be here eventually.
Now that you mention it, I saw some cool-ahead-of-his-time kid wearing those jeans in Asylum a few months ago.
This pants are straight-slim. Probably Levi's 514. Definitely not skinny.
Thanks, pants expert.
Can someone please ring up Judge Roy Pearson so we can settle this once and for all? Isn't he the resident pants expert and all-around a$$hole?
You are all so out of the loop, in Urkrutiastoni the hippest hood of Helsinki ultra-low-shart-ass-skinny-jeans-with-braces are all the rage.
You are all so out of the loop, in Urkrutiastoni the hippest hood of Helsinki ultra-low-shart-ass-skinny-jeans-with-braces are all the rage.
I'll say it again, Savia should be outlawed.
Enough wardrobe is visible here. These people both fail the hipster litmus test. Final verdict: they're just regular ass people. The. End.
Another POTD with feet hanging in the air... (Just saying.)