Morning, Washington. We start your day not with weather problems (though we did get record-setting rains Monday and Tuesday, we'll only have light, isolated showers today), but traffic alerts. Those of you procrastinating your commute over the 14th Street bridge this morning might want to get a move on: major construction begins at 10 a.m. today through Sunday, which, we hate to tell you, is only more prep work for the extended two-year long rehabilitation of the bridge. Drivers can get the most updated info through DDOT, and sign up for their Twitter alerts here.
Mayor Fenty Apologizes for Letting Friend Drive Car: Unlike press inquiries into his travel, questions about allowing friend Keith Lomax drive him around in his city-owned Lincoln Navigator must have hit a nerve. The Post has Fenty apologizing yesterday, saying, "I made a bad decision," but that the law is still up for debate. The Post continues in detail with Lomax's relationship with the city, including his contracting business getting preference points for being a "resident-owned" and his record of voting in D.C. elections, despite the fact Lomax's "primary residence" is in Fort Washington, Md. But c'mon, the most questionable part of this whole story is that Lomax was Fenty's substitute teacher in high school, which bloomed a long-term friendship. Weird.
Nationals, Capitals, Implicated in Steroid Bust: NBC4 reports that in Polk County, Florida, Richard and Sandra Thomas were arrested yesterday in a bust that uncovered $200,000 worth of steroids. Richard Thomas admitted to selling to professional athletes, including players from the Washington Nationals and Capitals, though no names were mentioned. Fox5 notes that Thomas also says he bought drugs from around the world including Iran, Pakistan, Russia and China, with the Florida Sheriff noting, "To me that's more frightening than his allegations about professional baseball players."
In Brief: Virginia extends 15% reduction restrictions in blue crab harvests ... New high-tech police evidence warehouse begins construction in Southwest ... Virginia bans smiling for drivers license photos.
This Day in DCist: Last year, the Nationals seemed to want you to work more, in 2007 we featured pirate comics, while in 2006, D.C. schools went through a brief lock-down, and four years ago we shared some of our favorite tourist stories.

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Fenty's on a slippery slope. Before you know it, he'll admit that whole autoerotic asphyxiation episode that left three strippers dead, sent two to the hospital, and permanently crippled an octopus "bystander" was an "unfortunate lapse in judgement."
Well that's why you shouldn't mix blackberry texting with autoerotic asphyxiation. Duh.
Dear Nationals,
You take steroids to ENHANCE PERFORMANCE, not fail harder.
Yours in Christ,
Manny
Lomax you can drive my car. Yes, I'm gonna be a star. Lomax you can drive my car.
And Lomax I love you. Beep beep'm beep beep yeah!
no smiling for a photograph?
c'mon, virginia, every time you start looking sane to those of us on the other side of the river, you go and say something stupid like that.
Since WHEN did anything they EVER do look or even give the ethereal appearance of being sane??????
Okay, so Virginia is doing the same thing the Feds are doing for the new HSPD-12 ID badges. And?