Saturday You'll Need More Than Two Photo: May 23, 2009

If you read Charles Gray's Nats column, then you know that he's been making the strong case for military intervention to prevent Nationals Park from collapsing into a failed state. philliefan99 catches the Coast Guard answering Charles's prayers, deploying two HH-65A Dolphin helicopters before last night's game against the Orioles. Unfortunately, in response, Baltimore deployed a "31-year-old AL relief pitcher who hasn't batted in almost three years" in the 12th.