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Nbcwashington.com alerts us to the fact that Tai Shan, D.C.'s favorite panda son, has to get a colonoscopy today at the National Zoo. Apparently the 'stick has a little case of colitis, which must be horribly embarrassing for him when it acts up while he's entertaining his many fans. Any DCist readers with colonoscopy experience care to offer some pearls of wisdom to the furball? All we can think is to suggest relaxing, lying back and thinking of England, but that doesn't seem quite right.
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Dear Butterstick,
This is the perfect opportunity to negotiate for extra bamboo ratios. See Space Moose.
Rations, you idiot!
cactus jack,
Personal attacks are not allowed on dcist. Please apologize to cactus jack immediately.
At least see if they will buy you dinner first.
The panda spoke in falsetto.
Will the blow-back go on sale?
Why is it when I read that title, I first saw it as, "Think Happy Thoughts for Buttersecks?"
Oh, yeah. That's right.
I see why based on the position the Panda in the photograph is in.
OMG! Please tell me those mad scientists didn't do the procedure outside in the panda yard!
Isn't it about time Marion Barry got a new colon? Hmmmm....RUN BUTTERSTICK! IT'S A TRAP!
As the National Spokesmonkey for International Primate Colon Health Month, my only suggestion is to thoroughly read the healthcare waver. Otherwise, you risk having the footage of your procedure circulated through various shady vivisectionist porn sites, all of which seem to be run by the Russian mafia. You will never see a dime from any of the pay-per-view residuals. I speak from experience. Thank you, and make sure to eat lots of fiber and drink plenty of water!
The bear in the white fur diaper appears to be oblivious to all the attention and it is unaware of the intrusion of its nether regions that will result in a drastic change in its diet that is provided by the Panda God or so the poor panda thinks.
Can someone get the 411 on Preggos? We got the tantalizing update on April 22nd - but no hormone profiles since MARCH! WTF! I want to be resume my panda pregnancy watch 09 - including the sightings of ano-genital licking. What gives? And I think this might be the year we get Butterstick II !!!
The Virginia delegation at the Republican National Convention provided plenty of opportunities for viewing ano-genital licking. There was rim running and fellating aplenty among the delegates themselves, and when they tired of each other they turned their attentions to representatives of Fox News and the FCC. Sorry you missed it; maybe next year!
Only Butterstick II could save us all!!! And protect my virgin soul from having to turn to viewing human ano-genital licking.
Oh, you meant PANDA a-g licking!?!? Boy is my face red! Nevermind. Maybe.
care to offer some pearls of wisdom to the furball?
If any pearls of wisdom are found they will be excised.
PS: Thank you for not posting the link for the procedure's streaming video feed.