Yes, You Can Be Arrested for Bestiality!

Might want to prepare some brain bleach before clicking through to this story, from Fredericksburg.com, about a Spotsylvania man who was arrested this week 'after admitting to family members he had been "fooling around" with his pet German shepherd.' The charges? Bestiality. The suspect, Robert John Ward, 66, was also apparently a registered sex offender. Highlight of the story: the arrest came only after a veterinarian exam revealed the female dog’s anal glands were swollen. Gaaaah. NBC4 also has the story, and they say Ward's actually being held without bond, which, despite the grossness of the crime, does seem awfully extreme.