Aliens to Invade D.C. in The Conduit

There must be a lot of angry D.C.-area commuters working as video game developers these days. In last year's Fallout 3, Bethesda Softworks turned the greater D.C. area into a wasteland, reducing a transit system closely resembling Metro to a series of ghoul-infested tunnels. Now Sega is releasing The Conduit (hat tip to unsuckdcmetro), in which Metro is reduced to a series of alien-infested tunnels. Nothing says system-wide delay like a raygun shoot-out at Metro Center.

Here's the description for this Wii exclusive: After a full-scale alien attack on Washington D.C., suspicions arise as to the involvement of the U.S. government. Armed with sci-fi gadgets and high-powered weapons, players will battle aliens, rouge[sic] agents and enemy forces as a former secret service agent codenamed “Mr. Ford.” Let's hope Metro remembered to keep its spare ammunition crates, health packs and exploding barrels randomly scattered around the stations.

Here's the trailer that premiered recently at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3):


Sega says the game will be released this summer, but we're guessing Metro, which is notoriously stingy with its trademarked logo, might have something to say about some of the art seen in the trailer before then.

Not to be outdone, Bethesda Softworks recently announced a new expansion to Fallout 3 titled "Mothership Zeta," that involves an alien abduction. Enough already, we say! The people of our city do not need additional reminders that Washington is a prime target for alien, robot or super mutant invasions.

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What out for those evil rouge agents!

I wonder if the aliens use SmarTrip cards or if they are paper farecard holdouts...

well they're aliens so they probably use something like the oyster card or transport cards.

See, my thought here is that they've probably been living among us for years and have been stauch advocates of the paper cards, since they won't in good conscience pay $5 for the SmarTrip, especially in this economy. They chose now to invade now that buses are no longer accepting paper transfers...and they're pissed about it. They just wanna get to the Zoo on a beautiful day just like everyone else.

Step back. Doors closing.

I for one welcome our evil alien overlords (provided they don't stand on the left on the escalators.) And that hellmouth looking thingie looks a lot like the Red Line track work that took at least 100 years to complete.

how authentic they even have the mismatched metro seats

All it needs is surly Metro employees, and it's perfect! I noticed that there were broken trains just sitting at the platform. I'm sure that was the blue or orange line...

Splinter Cell: Conviction, which was shown today at E3, will also feature the District.

It would be really sad if a developer such as Sega would put out a game THIS month without already securing the rights to the artwork in said game, to imply that Sega would have overlooked is comical but also poor journalism.

It would be nice if this post actually had some of the more useful information about the game.

Look, I don't know what the problem is. The attacking alien overlords-in-waiting are riding the Metro to where ever they're going. When did the Metro board last ride Metro?

Amazing how they captured the details of the drones right down to the cheap suits and bad haircuts.

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