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Does anyone know about the armed robbery on 13th NW last night in Columbia Heights? The helicopters
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Where's the driver?
Clearly, he's in Dubai strangling hookers with their own burqas.
In spandex, of course.
Unlikely. Sharia law forbids the wearing of spandex. Oddly enough, the law is silent on its use for strangulation. A fact-finding mission is clearly in order. And I think we all know who will be doing the "research."
We don't need a driver where this Ark is going.
You're gonna need a bigger ark.
Sweet!
Apparently, he is looking for a solution to his smartcar problem. www.twitter.com/fentydc
sorry http://www.twitter.com/fentydc
sorry, http://twitter.com/fentydc
Damn you all and your fancy HTML tags!!!
So that's how it ends. DCist Davy at the bottom of DCist Davy Jones' locker. I didn't think he'd go out that way. I always saw him ending up hanging in a Thai hooker's closet.
/too soon?
Poor Davy! If only there was something buoyant for him to hold on to, like a life preserver or a Hooters girl.
"Hey kid, you think that's oil?
Man, that ain't oil, that's blood"
I wonder what he was thinking when he hit that storm,
or was he just lost in the flood?