An extra-marital affair involving a Washington politico isn't anything surprising these days. But when it involves the possible blackmail of a Promise Keeper senator who is no friend of the District, it's hard for us not to feel just the tiniest bit smug. Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) admitted yesterday in a hastily arranged press conference that he had cheated on his wife with a campaign staffer, jumping to admit to the infidelity over fears that the staffer's husband -- who worked as an aide to Ensign -- was seeking to blackmail him. In the wake of the news Ensign today resigned his position as Chairman of the Senate Republican Policy Committee.
Ensign became something of a foe of the District when he added an amendment busting the District's gun laws to legislation that would grant the District a voting seat in the House. The amendment was never removed in the Senate version and eventually caused the House version to be shelved last week by Congressional leaders.
Ensign has pledged to remain in the Senate, however, and given the fact that Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) is still around, we certainly don't expect his colleagues will chase him out.

Week Around the Ists


What, no credit for giving you this story line?
You could say that Ensign should stop dabbling in our affairs until after he's finished dabbling in his own.
I think he's more of a dallier than a dabbler.
He's a big dipper.
This is not a favorite time for philandering senators to leave -- the new interns are here!
Double dipper, dallier, or dabbler?
He dipped his noodle in the hoochie hole of a cuckolded hubby. Now the cuckolded hubby wants the big dipper to pay for his double dipping.
Yet another dead-beat politician racking up points for hypocracy! I'm so glad this man was threatening to derail the DC Marriage Recognition Act touting himself as a moral leader who would 'make right' us crazy liberals. Take that you adulterous pig!
Ensign claims to be moral? Does that mean he snorts coke with hookers and forgets to pay his taxes, too?
I tried to warn Mrs. Ensign months ago
So you did!
The other woman.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/national/dpgo_Cynthia_Hampton_Ensign_Affair_fc_20090617_2581834
Cover-up Indeed!
Aw man, you chose to pick a picture of a baby that lived only three days? What a downer.
Er...picture of a gravestone of a baby..."
Sorry, the picture was posted before I saw the dates. I was going for the Chandra Levy thing.
+1. Move over Jesus, Over the River is my new hero!
I love it, he is a memeber of Promise Keepers.
One of my favorite New Yorker cartoons.
Why are all the still-in-the closet gay politicians always voting against gay rights and the I'm-happily-married politicians cheating on their spouses? You politicians are sorry lot. You either inhaled or you didn't. You gave that sweet little intern a nice pearl necklace. (Wink..wink.)
Say what you will, the guy knows how to run a Summer Youth Employment Program. Ensign hired the teenage son of the Other Woman as a consultant to the National Republican Senatorial Committee.
wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! HA! Ahem....ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Schadenfreude: He's the jerk who attached the gun amendment that killed the DC voting rights bill.
Ah, yes, the sanctity of marriage...can't let the gays get in on this!
From the Examiner article:
"Ensign has been considered a potential 2012 presidential candidate, recently speaking at events in Iowa."
He can forget about that now. Thank goodness.