Go Home Already: Under the Surface
- House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer may be trying to find $3 billion in Metro funding to help replace all the city's 1000-series rail cars, but in the meantime, Mike DeBonis put together a guide on how to avoid the older cars. Personally, I'll still be riding in the front or back, where you can always find a seat.
- Just to clarify, yes, Clear customers are getting totally ripped off.
- Cary Silverman and Martin Moulet are challenging anti-gay marriage crusader Bishop Harry Jackson's D.C. residency status.
- The Prince George's County school board is considering naming an elementary school in Upper Marlboro after President Barack Obama, surely the first public building that would be named after the current president.
- Via dcsportsbog on Twitter, read this hilarious exchange during which Nationals fans recommend visiting Red Sox fans head to Remington's after the game, without mentioning that it's a big ol' country and western-themed gay bar.
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