There are two new big bottle standouts on beer shelves across D.C. this summer. The Lagunitas is a seasonal, but that doesn’t mean it’ll be the same batch this time next year. Track them down before they’re gone:
Harpoon’s latest installment in their “100 Barrel Series” is the Helles Blond Bock. This rich and malty bock is smooth and creamy, like an alcoholic vanilla milkshake. Vaguely sweet with a touch of hops, a lovely early summer beer. I sampled this with three friends with different beer preferences, all of whom wished that I had a second bottle to open when this one was killed.
Seen at: D'Vine's in Columbia Heights.
Lagunitas’ 2009 Correction Ale starts off with a nod to the hilarious Firesign Theater (“We’re All Bozos on This Bus”) on the label and a rant worthy of Hunter Thompson. What’s inside the bottle is a hopped ale that smells and tastes of orange and basil. Not a bad combo as pesto season arrives. A nice change up from traditional hop blends while pushing into what might be called a double IPA, even if the label tells us otherwise.
Seen at: D'Vine's in Columbia Heights, Magruder's in Chevy Chase, and the Tenleytown Whole Foods.
Both beers run between $6 and $7, depending on where you buy.



This rich and malty bock is smooth and creamy, like an alcoholic vanilla milkshake.
Or you could just save yourself $5 and guzzle some Shiner Bock and a can of Ensure. Just don't ask me to clean it when it comes back up. It's a little beer-tail I invented one evening when I ran out of Genesee and codeine. I call it a "Matlock Bock."
Thanks, Monkeyman. I just injured myself laughing at your comment. I'm going to consult my lawyer girlfriend to find out if I have a case.
And WTF is up with the new American Apparel ad? The poor girl is peering up from the mirror with that worried look, as if the guy with the camera is about to pee on her. These AA ads just went from bad to urolagnia-riffic. I wouldn't be surprised if the next batch is just a bunch of skinny boys looking bored and lighting eachothers farts.
Harpoon made a decent beer? I may have to investigate...
Say what you will, but their Wintry Mix sampler 12 pack is awesome.
http://www.harpoonbrewery.com/index.cfm/page/Chocolate-Stout-Limited-Edition/pid/120996