Obama, Gates & Crowley to Crack Open Some Brewskis

2009_0727_beers.jpg According to CNN's politicalticker blog, President Obama will meet this week with Officer James Crowley and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. over a beer to discuss the false home invasion arrest fiasco in Boston from last week. The beers chosen by each man? Budweiser for Obama, Blue Moon for Crowley, and undetermined for Gates (Gates may not even drink beer, as it turns out). Maybe Bud is Obama’s beer of choice, but being the president, it's probably safe to say that he had to pick 1) an American beer and 2) something most people have tried. Remember what happened when he told Iowa voters what arugula cost at the store? Right.

But let's say the White House steward wanted to use the opportunity to show some love to some smaller breweries around the country. What sort of beers might be appropriate to make available to the guests?

  • Great Divide Samurai Ale - much like Budweiser, the Samurai is a “rice beer” with a crisp taste and light sweetness. A clean finish with a hint of fruit to the malt and slightly over carbonated, it's the perfect recipe for overcoming differences.
  • Allagash White - one of the best American versions of a Belgian wheat, it's fruity like a Blue Moon, but more lemon, less orange, and more complex spice. Great for the summer with a lemon wedge. Though then again, maybe these guys would be better off not drinking a beer with the word "white" in it.
  • Sprecher Root Beer - Just in case Gates turns out not to be a beer man, this small batch root beer stands out by combining a bit of honey and vanilla. Not too sweet, not too carbonated, nice on a hot day.

If you were suggesting beers for the meeting later this week, what would you offer?

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ehhh do you really still consider Budweiser an american beer? I mean, it is an american style lager. but it's really not an american company anymore.

Pernod Ricard owns Glenlivet. Is that not a scotch, then?

How about a nice La Fin Du Monde? With it's 9% alcohol content everybody will be nice and mellow after just one beer.

Dominion Lager :) local and easy to drink.

ack! I had not heard that. well, still produced locally anyway... sigh.

Dogfish Head and maybe Flying Dog are the only 'local' beers worth a damn

There's nothing wrong with these guys that a case of Schaefer and a beer bong couldn't fix. It's the one beer to have when you're having more than one!®

Fine-sip Mickeys Big Mouth or go home.

America's racial divide is mirrored in its beer choices. We can learn a lot from eachother by sampling the other person's beverage. What Officer Crowly needs is a tallboy of Colt 45 ("Works every time."®) while Dr. Gates needs to sample a fine, excessively hopped boutique IPA that'll leave him puckered at both ends. Only then can they appreciate why the other person is so goddamned agry about everything.

The POTUS' choice of Bud is a calculated political move to appeal to Joe Sixpack. Everyone knows his drink of choice is Remy Martin and Mr. Pibb.

Mr. Pibb? Really? What, does he not have the connections to get Tabb?

And Joe Sixpack is off the Bud. Conflicts with his meth schedule.

Again, another calculated political move on the POTUS' part: Mr. Pibb is not as upscale as Dr Pepper, yet not as "urban" as Dr. Skipper.

And if they were really concerned about mending the racial divide, all three of them would sit on the White House curb and huck empty bottles at passing tourists.

Uh oh, I got a bad feeling about this. "Great Taste...Less Filling!"

Far and away the best outcome would be Obama and Crowley having a few beers, the White House AC mysteriously going out (later inquiry reveals it was Rahm Emanuel in a full length opera gown,one size too small, quietly sobbing as he bitterly flips the AC breakers to OFF, damning himself for the too-human jealousy gripping his heart, his middle finger ghost-aching in another place and time, a place without heartbreak, where Secret Service doesn't run inteference, where Michelle is a distant memory, where Chicago boys can just be Chicago boys)......

The lights dim. the Secret Service guns posted outside giving off a sweet, reassuring glow.

Obama offers Crowley some White House M&Ms. Crowley accepts. But removes the red ones. No Commie, he. Ooops.... several have fallen into Crowleys open shirt, nesting in his cop-y chest hairs..... Obama leans in, desperate for the green ones....

A sweat-filled hour later Crowley is giggling like a Massachusetts prep school girl with her first townie crush,licking M&M stains off of Obama's abs.

Melts in your mouth, baby. Also on the First Abs.

Damn, Hillman, you were really channeling the demon lovespawn of Deep and Monkey on this reply. I do believe I've got the vapors from it!

Another good local beer: Clay Pipe. Hopocalypse is delicious.

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