Redskins Open Training Camp Today

Get the recliner ready, start clearing off the Sunday schedule, and make sure that your refrigerator is prepared to hold an appropriate amount of beer: football is officially on the horizon, with today's opening of Redskins training camp. Hot topics from the first morning of camp include head coach Jim Zorn's new dress policy, what color the practice uniforms are, how many pounds offensive lineman Mike Williams lost over the summer (best guess: around 100), and Clinton Portis' new hair color. Fascinating! If you're in desperate need of blanket, up-to-the-minute coverage of the circus -- hey, Williams may have just lost another pound during a workout! -- we recommend checking out local sports blogging mecca Mr. Irrelevant, where they're embracing technology which enables the entirety of Redskins nation to immediately prognosticate how many more seasons Portis can run the ball 325 or more times without his legs falling off.