A body was discovered at the Pizza Mart located at the corner of 4th and Adams Streets NE earlier this afternoon. D.C. Police investigators responded to 2300 4th Street NE at approximately 12:47 p.m. to investigate the death. No details on yet from the police on the identity of the deceased or a cause of death.



Jim Graham warned us about Jumbo Slice. But we didn't listen! The prophecy has been fulfilled!
Dammit, Monkey, I was sitting here at the keyboard thinking of a snazzy Jumbo Slice punchline to this whole thing and you beat me to it.
21st century sweeney todd?
Sounds like someone was just dying to have a jumbo slice.
The most disgusting part of this story: it was probably sitting out there for most of the day.
And by it, I'm referring to the pizza.