- Ted Kennedy will be buried in Arlington National Cemetery, near his brothers.
- Author and Vanity Fair correspondent Dominick Dunne also passed away today. He was 83.
- More NORAD training flights will be conducted over D.C. between midnight and 2 a.m. tonight.
- Note to drug smugglers: carrying several pounds of cocaine in your bra is probably not the best way to make it through customs incognito.
- A pissed off wife made her cheating husband stand at the corner of Leesburg Pike and International Drive in Tysons Corner this morning while wearing a sign that read, "I CHEATED. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT."
- Is this Restaurant Week not very well attended?



I'm not surprised about Restaurant Week. It seems like everyone's watching their money these days, even the folks who have plenty of it. And Restaurant Week is always pretty hit or miss, anyway.
You mean miss or near-miss. Besides, nobody goes to restaurant week anymore. It's too crowded.
I'm hoping for a huge backlash in a lame Cheetos guerrilla marketing campaign
What happened to the woman the guy cheated with? That's assuming it was a woman and not livestock or a pocket pu$$y or his right hand painted up to look like Senior Wences or something. It just makes no sense that someone who cheats agrees to this kind of punishment, or that the wife would even agree to take this guy back: if he cheats, he's a loser and if he agrees to this punishment he's whipped. And what woman would take back a wang that's been inside Senior Wences? I mean that thing could have been anywhere. Really, this whole episode makes about as much sense as the last Matrix movie.
My Carolyn Hax moment: I think any marriage where people use the word "punishment" in a serious, non-sexy way is pretty much doomed.
Either that or the guy has a cuckold fetish (do not Google this at work!) and is sporting a huge boner under that sign.
In your headlock on the floor
Who could ever ask for more?
And I know its gone too far
Uh, oh, I touched your star
And it felt so right
Just like the hush of midni-ight
And then you said
With me its touch and go-o-o-o
Touch and go-o-o-o.
Cool photo by bogotron. Always appreciate an actual, rather than photoshopped, B&W!