
Becks got on the ball here, but was mostly a non-factor. (Bonus: in this photo,
he still has his shirt on.) (AP Photo/Nick Wass)
Brewers 11, Nationals 9: Pitching enthusiasts, this wasn't for you. After an hour and a half long rain delay at Nationals Park, a run-scoring double by Ryan Braun and a home run by Mike Cameron buried John Lannan and all seemed lost. But the Nationals fought back from seven down to tie the game at eights in the fourth inning, thanks to a grand slam from Ronnie Belliard and a Willie Harris dinger. But then Nationals relievers gave up runs in innings six through eight and the comeback was all for naught. Lannan just looked awful, responsible for seven earned, seven hits, and two walks in just 1.2 innings, by far his shortest outing of the season. In the end, it's just another loss for the Nationals, but with 26 combined hits (13 for extra bases), at least it was entertaining.
Redskins 17, Steelers 13: It was an up-and-down exhibition for the Skins last night. Good: the first-team offense, incluing Clinton Portis, scored the team's first points of the season on their opening drive -- although the drive stalled inside the 10. Bad: obviously, the team didn't think last week's punting exhibition was enough work for Hunter Smith -- the offense proceeded to punt on its next four drives, including three three-and-outs. More good: First-round pick Brian Orakpo looked strong, recording four tackles in limited action. More bad: if Portis ever goes down, this team's in some serious trouble offensively -- one gets the feeling that this team is going to be playing in a lot of 14-9 games this year. Good: Quarterback Chase Daniel threw a touchdown pass, which makes the third-string battle between Daniel and Colt Brennan much more interesting. (NFL preseason: can you feel the excitement?)

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Correction: Chase threw 2 TD's. Colt peed his pants.
Orakpo is a beast! and looks like him a Cooley are buddies, so expect a penis flash around week 10.
The second consecutive United home game I've attended that has resulted in a 0-0 draw. Good grief. I'm glad I didn't shell out for a $10 Bud Light on this epic match or $15 for the parking this time. It'll be a while before I come back again, because I can't stand to waste more money on U-12 travel-worthy refereeing. Even the Beckham jeers were beyond weak.