First Look: ChurchKey

Ever since it was announced more than 18 months ago that Birch & Barley/ChurchKey would be taking the place of Dakota Cowgirl and Ramrod in the Logan Circle neighborhood, anticipation has been building. The PR machines and press cranked, listing anticipated opening dates to ad nauseum. So it wasn't that surprising that more than 30 people were lined up outside of the bar starting around 4:50 p.m. on Thursday night, anticipating a 5 p.m. opening. But alas, they had to wait until 5:35 p.m. watching the delivery men roll cases of beer and liquor up the stairs. Even now, the bottles have not been inventoried and will not be available until next week.

Regardless, you still have plenty of options to choose from. The bar is stocked with more than 40 taps, and five cask ales. The menu is an education in beer, listing the type of glass the beer is served in, brewery, state of origin, and percent ABV. Four ounce tastings are available ranging from $1.50 to $7, making it easy to try a full range to discover your favorites at a reasonable price. Beer director Greg Engert has done a fantastic job of selecting beers, and we didn't see a PBR, Bud, Yuengling or Coors in the house. But even if those are your favorites, you should still be able to find something to enjoy.

ChurchKey has an innovative cooler system that sits in a loft just above the main room. Four HVAC style tubes run the lines from the keg rooms down to the taps, with each room set to a specific temperature to match the style of beer being served. Pretty geeky, but pretty great. Behind the bar, there's a ladder that goes up to the kegs for changing, and when the first keg kicked last night, the bar broke into applause as Engert climbed the ladder to change it over. It's hard to say if having the kegs above the taps is better for keeping lines clean, or just to save space, but it's an interesting feature.

The bar menu ranges from small plates like roasted potato poutine with cheddar curds and sausage gravy, foie tater tots, and sweetbread poppers to larger items like burgers, and flatbreads (with a gluten-free chickpea flour option). But let's face it, the beer's the thing. Here are some that we tried:

Allagash Curieux: This tripel is aged in old Jim Beam bourbon barrels, giving it a warm vanilla finish. Having had this from the bottle, this beer is best suited for the cask. Serving the beer at room temperature with minimal carbonation allows its sweet warmth to come through.

Lagunitas A Little Sumpin’ Extra! Ale: This beer is listed under hoppy, but reminds me of a citrusy wheat beer. More citrus juice than bitter peel, this is the hoppy beer that hop haters will enjoy. We recommended it to a hop-hating patron, and we got no complaints.

North Coast Brother Thelonius: This dubbel from California had hints of cherry and other red fruit with caramel, and chocolate at the finish. The low carbonation of this beer gives it an almost liqueur-like feel.

Mahr’s Ungespundet-hefetrüb: It's nice to order things you can't pronounce from time to time. Hazy and almost orange in color, this Kellerbier had a nice crisp and subtle sourness, but lacked some body. I was expecting more yeast in the flavor, which might come out better from a bottle.

Harpoon Glacier Harvest ‘09 Wet Hop Ale: Wet hopping is a style that uses hops only hours off the vine. Another friend of mine tried this beer earlier in the night, and when we compared notes later, we thought maybe the wrong keg was connected to this tap. The beer tasted like an old pilsner with something plastic on the end, with nothing remotely hoppy about it. Granted there are many styles of hops, and many ways to hop a beer, but none of them were apparent in the glass.

Stone Brewery Vertical Epic 09.09.09: The Vertical Epic is an annual limited release ale intended to age for approximately ten years. They is when Stone estimates that it will reach its peak. (Stone has been doing this since 2002, and you can track their check-in tastings on each of the beers.) A cult has built up around this beer, with bottles on eBay going for up to $200 for older bottles. The beer tastes like licorice and dark chocolate on the end. Neither overbearing, but they'll come out more as it ages. It is dark with a thick, creamy tan head. I hope they're holding on to another keg somewhere, as this seems like it will age quite nicely.

Founder's Canadian Breakfast Stout: Dark with an aroma of coffee and dark chocolate, this imperial stout tasted more like dessert than breakfast. Hints of caramel, cream and licorice, and at 9.8 percent this is one-per-night type of beer coming in 10 oz. pours.

Uerige “Sticke” Alt: Only brewed twice a year, and tapped on the 3rd Tuesday of either January or October, "Sticke" is German for secret, meaning that they don't reveal the recipe. This beer has an unusual balance of hop bitterness and sweetly malty finish. Almost like a porter in body and color, it's a great complex beer that doesn't feel the need to shock you with extremeness.

Green Flash Hop Head Red: A popular style now that mixes dry hopping with an amber ale. Very drinkable and pleasant, with an amber malt body and bitter finish.

On a bar or restaurant's first day of opening, it's foolhardy to make a proclamation like this, but ChurchKey may be the best overall beer bar in the city. Some might say that Brickskeller is better, but that's only when they actually have what you want. Others might bring up Brasserie Beck, but that works only if you prefer mostly Belgians. The Saloon has its obvious charms of quiet and board games. But if you want to talk about variety, best value for money, and beer tasting experience, ChurchKey manages to combine all of these. This is the place to get a beer education.

Additional writing by Eric Axelson

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Question: how many televisions are in the place? Because I refuse to go to any bar/club/restaurant unless it has at least 17 televisions.

For the record, they have 4 televisions behind the 75 foot bar, all viewable from everywhere except the far window-seating area. No need to choose between this place and Stoneys when you want a decent beer and a game.

As casual sports fan not in need of going to a sports bar, I'm curious if they'll get a rep as a "[insert team] bar"

Grover and Cookie Monster icons on the same thread!

[head explodes] aw hell I hate when that happens!

[picks up pieces of exploded head]

Also, given the aesthetic already in place (and the fact that 2 tv's last night were showing the Angels/Yanks and the other 2 were showing Family Guy), methinks, actually me hopes, they'll avoid being a specific team go-to bar. Variety is good and they weren't going for the hipster soundless video projected on brick wall schtick (which I admit I really enjoy, but it's done plenty of other places).

if they can keep stocked what's on the menu, then brickskeller is in trouble...

I feel like the Brickskeller is the International Spy Museum of DC Beer Bars: it's an OK place to take someone from out of town to in order to check it off on the list of sights to see, but locals wouldn't be caught dead at it.

I think everyone who appreciates good beer in this area has similar terrible Brickskeller anecdotes about not having your first 2 or 3 choices, bad service, dingy bathrooms, skunky beer, etc. So I welcome a new place to knock of the non-deserved spot that he BS has been given as THE beer place in DC. This place looks amazing. Can't wait to empty a few glasses there.

i don't think the brickskeller is that evil of a place, but they certainly need to step up their game. doing things halfway in this town doesn't cut it anymore since competition has gotten so good.

they just need to see the opening of other places as a swift kick in the ass.

I don't think the Brickskeller has been a real destination for the serious beer connoisseur in decades, and its sister bar RFD has never really lived up to the hype. The Brick has the occasional interesting event solely on the merits of its past glory, but it's the sort of place you only need to visit once in your life.

The tap list for the Church Key is really impressive. They're going to give every other serious beer bar in this town a run for the money.

Little-known / well-known fact: Beer Director Greg Engert is a former Brickskeller employee. I would guess this is a direct attempt to take on the beer guy himself, Dave Alexander.

The Brickskeller makes a nice beer can museum. They should really work that angle and leave the beer selling and drinking to people who do a better job of it.

It warms my heart that several people took the words right out of my mouth about brickskellar and rfd. :)

They charge for tastings? Poor form.

So how much are the beers?

They're four ounces. That's 1/4 of a beer, and with some of the higher ABVs that's quite a bit.

I'm just sayin' the most places of this type will give you a shot for free.

They probably would do that if you asked, but the 4 oz. samples are so inexpensive to begin with that I think it would be obnoxious to do so.

and lets not forget, it costs a lot of dinero up front to buy some of these specialty beers. the Ola Dubh is like a $900 cask of beer that they had to front the cost for. so poor form to be mad that he wont give you a free sample. its a gift this place even exists.

I asked a server about this - They give a small taste (a few sips) if you want to try a beer before committing to a full glass of it. The "tasters" give an opportunity to enjoy a beer in a smaller size, especially if you know you'd like to try a few.

I think the worst thing you could say against this establishment is that Birch & Barley sounds too much like Birch Barlow.

There are three things we are never going to get rid of in this town: one, the bats in the public library; two, Mrs. McFuly's compost heap; and three, our six-term mayor - the illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat: Diamond Joe Quimby.

Hey, I am no longer illiterate!

I think you're right about the Harpoon Glacier Harvest. It had no hoppiness and a stale almost musty finish to it. I very much enjoyed my time there last night. The staff was a little deer in headlights, but I think that's to be expected the first night. They were friendly, made up for mistakes with free pulls, and took time to enjoy the first night of what I know is one of DC's gems.

i am so excited for this place.

anyone know of plans for daily/weekly happy hours in the future?

God, yes. They definitely need some decent unpretentious beer snob events to show those wine snobs what-for. Might I suggest a beer-themed meet-and-greet singles night, "When to Broach the Subject of IPA Enemas and Cream Stout Humiliation with Your Significant Other?" Or perhaps a violent explosive diarrhea-themed "crappy" hour? Or is that more of a Brickskellar thing? At the very least they should do a dog-themed "yappy" hour in honor of Molly!®.

although i enjoy IPA enemas, all I'm looking for is some half priced drafts a la birreria paradiso.

I'd be surprised if this didn't eventually happen. They may be scoping things out right now and deciding what the best course of action is without being gimmicky. I've gotten the vibe from both the people and the place that they want to avoid gimmicks.

However, if anyone associated with BB&C is reading, take note of the Molly yappy hour idea above. Given the number of dogs in the nabe, I see potential in taking over that parcel of land next door, knocking down the tiny building and turning it into a beer garden/dog park with taps low to the ground so dog owners can teach their dogs to refill their glasses or alternately keep their own water bowls full. This is also the obvious place to serve Flying Dog and Dogfish Head when you get them in.

Are Hipsters allowed in the bar?

That could lead to a hispster v beer geek rumble. Hipsters armed with Schlitz cans, beer geeks sporting Ommegang goblets.

No hipsters last night. Only urban bourgeois/post-hipster/faux-foodie-sophisticates.

Damn. This place had the potential to be bougie and twee or completely kick ass, but it looks like it took less than 24 hours for the former to rear its ugly head.

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