Punch Club Returns at Room 11

2009_1007_punch.jpg Punch Club is returning this Sunday at 5 p.m. at Room 11. Earlier this year we told you about Punch Club at the Warehouse Theater. Bartender Dan Searing used it as a practice run for Room 11. This Sunday's punches will include Glogg (mulled wine) and Rocky Mountain Punch (sparkling wine, rum, and maraschino liqueur).

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Considering the newfound interest in urban chickens, isn't it about time DC started a Cock Punch Club? They could serve cock ale and cocktails and everyone's favorite local style of nutsack whomping.

And ghetto iced-lattes

oh and Glogg served any other time than on or near Christmas Eve....ugh, could they have picked a worse punch?

Here's a recipe for ghetto wassail:

3/4 cup sugar
2 quarts apple juice
1 pint cranberry juice
1 cup Hennessy
3 cups Wild Irish Rose
2 sticks cinnamon
1 teaspoon whole allspice
1 small orange -- studded with crack rocks

Apparently the first rule of Punch Club is: make nasty drinks.
I hope future meetings have better choices.

1st RULE: You do not punch yourself in the cock.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT punch yourself in the cock.

3rd RULE: If someone says "ow" or their cock goes limp, taps out, the cockpunch is over.

4th RULE: Only two cocks to a fight.

5th RULE: One punch at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no pants.

7th RULE: Cockpunches will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at Cockpunch Club, you really need another hobby. How about scrimshaw?

Mmmmm Glogg. Thank you Sweden for naming a drink for how it sounds when pouring.

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