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Rep. Michelle Bachmann, that balrog from the 6th Circle of Minnesota, has summoned her minions to descend upon the Capitol on Thursday, The Hill reports. What should our poor Hellmouth of a federal city expect? Invoking "every one" of Sean Hannity's viewers is probably a summoning feat too great for even an unholy overlord as powerful as Bachmann, but presuming that she is able to call up even a fraction of Fox's zombies, the city could be looking at a horde of 9/12ers large enough to seize the Capitol steps. What do they need (beyond braaains)? Freedom from health-care, or something! A suggestion for the visiting undead looking to fit in thematic evening plans: the Kurt Vile show at the Black Cat.
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We went to the Macy's at 12th & G this morning for the Black Friday morning specials. There was a sh
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Careful, you are dangerously close to sounding like mentally incompetent Rep. Alan Grayson.
When you're called "mentally incompetent" by a teabagger you know you've made it. Does the Bachmnann bashing burn you up inside?
I read "thriller" and got all excited about jackson-esque dancing on the capitol steps. now i'm just disappointed...
This woman is fucking nuts!
The writing and content of this entry is beyond bad. Seriously. Don't drink and post.
this and "don't rush fall out the door"
what's going on??
Dear Kriston;
Put a little love in your heart. Can I tea bag ya!
I second loosethread. Is there no editor on the weekends?
Get Rep. Bachmann a low cut black dress and a wig, and you've got yourself an instant Elvira. Me like.