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Yusuf Acar, the former D.C. computer security official who was arrested and charged in March for his part in a bribery scheme that allegedly funneled phony contracts and pay checks through the District's Office of the Chief Technology Officer, is expected to plead guilty, the Examiner reports. 
Yusuf Acar
The full terms of the plea agreement are not yet known, but "Acar would pay back more than $200,000 in stolen money, including $69,000 in cash that was seized at his Northwest Washington home at the time of his arrest." Not to mention the $4,500 officers found in his pants.
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Not to mention the $4,500 officers found in his pants.
Alright. (a) You already mentioned it and, (b) what were the officers doing IN HIS PANTS?
Ohhh Yusuf! Is that forty five hundred dollars IN YOUR PANTS or are you just happy to see me?
good lord, that looks like the worst chat room picture i've ever seen in my life.
And you just know what he's thinking in that picture. He's thinking, "When will these $4,500 officers IN MY PANTS let me come? They've been at it for half an hour!"