- Woman tells WJLA that she was sexually assaulted inside her apartment near 21st and N Streets NW early this morning.
- Best wishes to former D.C. resident Chelsea Clinton, who is engaged to be married for real this time.
- CNN offers yet another take on where powerful Washington types go for their "power lunches." Charlie Palmer, The Palm, Posto and Tosca make the list.
- D.C. police are investigating a fatal shooting early Sunday in the 600 block of Longfellow Street NW, the Post reports.
- WAMU quotes Metro union head Jackie Jeter saying that the train operator in Sunday's early morning collision claims the crash was caused by a power surge on the train.
- The U.S. Capitol Christmas Tree arrived in D.C. from Arizona today, says the Washington Times.
- Kwame Brown remembers Jeanette Michael, Executive Director of DC Lottery and former chief-of-staff to then-Mayor Marion Barry. "She will be fondly remembered for her service to the District."

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That's probably a pecan pie, but it kind of looks like chocolate chess. And chocolate chess is frickin awesome. Either way, I'd eat it.
Looks good, but it sure ain't no Whale Cake...
The term "humble pie" comes from the French word "nomble" which means "deer's entrails." After the upper-class twits had the choice parts of the venison, they'd leave the offal for the plebes to turn into something marginally edible. I just thought I'd throw that out there for all the poor slobs who are f**king sick of eating turkey leftovers. At least you're not eating turkey intestines.
But who uses a bread knife to cut pie?
Hipsters
Duh?
But of course!
"power surge," eh?
oooooooooook, we'll see.
"Power surge" being hobo jargon for "conductor with hot flashes."
"A woman tells WJLA ..."
The ABC news story seems to report that the young woman reported a rape to the police, which they investigated. Is there another story about someone telling (potentially false) stories to the local press?