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Former D.C. Council member Harold Brazil is suing the Jinx Proof Tattoo parlor for $5 million, Melissa Castro reports in the Washington Business Journal. His claim stems from a Oct. 9, 2008 brawl at the Georgetown tattoo business, an incident for which Brazil was ultimately held responsible and sentenced to a 30-day suspended sentence, six months unsupervised probation, and a $100 fine. Famously, Brazil admitted at trial that he did in fact pee on the Jinx Proof floor during the scuffle. Brazil also told the WBJ that he's appealing his conviction.
Harold Brazil Sues Tattoo Parlor
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You know, the last time I started a fight in a tattoo parlor and peed on the floor, nobody from the Washington Business Journal came to cover it. Eventually someone slipped in it. Let that be a lesson to you all: if you're gonna get a tattoo, wear a diaper and bring lots of Bounty Paper Towels. They're the quicker-picker-uppper!®
Urine luck ME. I hear WBJ is on their way now.
Wow. You would think this f*king genius would just let it go, and let the story die. No matter what "really" happened (yeah- sure Harold...) once claims of pissing in tattoo parlors appear in newspapers, it is probably best to just step away and hope people forget.
The lawsuit just makes him look more irrational and probably guilty of something even more bizarre if that is possible.
That's it! He's no longer invited to my Christmas Party - with or without a catheter.
Well now, who hasn't wanted to pee on the floor at Jinx Proof? Seriously.
Totally. When I'm trying to pee in a public restroom and I'm experiencing piss-shyness, all I have to do is imagine the jinx-proof floor..then it's like Niagra Falls.
Coming straight out of DC, was a pissa named H-Cube!
it is probably best to just step away and hope people forget.
Unlikely, given Harold is quite a fan of asparagus. Whew! Somebody open a window!
This whole epissode smells funny to me. Now I'm not calling for a full investigation of "Bladdergate," or that this is part of a larger urolagnia traffiking conspiracy, or even that there's an underground ex-councilmember urine-guzzling fight club active in Northwest. But I am saying that with the right representation, and a couple of octopi, Harold can get his own reality show in Japan.
WTF is he suing them for? The tramp stamp they gave him that night looks terrific, in my opinion. It's probably the best tramp stamp that Jizz Proof has ever inked above some guy's crack.
For God's sake, man. Even MOLLY is housebroken!
Oh, yeah +22
sadly, the whole incident gives him more credibility in bizarro world DC. he just needs to be caught smoking crack with a hooker to clinch the deal.
It's a little early in the game to be pegging mayoral candidates, yes? Then again, what's he got to run against?
Interesting use of the word "pegging" as in: "You made me have to fuck your ass up in the middle of a Las Vegas Casino. With my shoes off. We were like fuckin’ Tina and Ike Turner."?
I know one over-qualified candidate.
I guess, I have to ask, because as we all know--it's the proverbial elephant in the room:...what does Harold Brazil's junk look like?
A bulimic geoduck and two moldy tangerines.
It looks like a Sandworm in a Nativity scene. Also, we want Paul Atreides dead. I did not say this. I am not here.
guess he'll be filing papers announcing a mayoral or council run on monday?