Is 9-1-1 a Joke?

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For the Washington Post, Dave Jamieson profiles one Kenny Farnsworth, a homeless, chronically ill man who represents a chronic problem for hospitals and emergency medical care professionals in the District, a man who has come to be known as "the Burpin' Man" or "the Choker" for his rather chronic gastrointestinal and throat blockage problems, respectively. Or, perhaps more likely, for his chronic overuse of the emergency room.

Over the years, he has suffered from convulsive seizures; a deviated septum; pancreatitis; gastritis; two perforated ulcers; a hernia; lymphedema, which causes swelling in his legs; acid reflux disease; and irritable bowel syndrome. His problems have run literally from his head, where he once suffered a skull fracture, to his feet, which are two different sizes, thanks to some bone removal after a break in his left foot.

None of those problems is a minor one. If you, reader, developed pancreatitis, whatever-the-awful that is, or needed to have your spleen removed but-quick, you too might avail yourself of the city's public health care services. Farnsworth would be a hypochondriac, were it not for the serious medical ailments he has also endured. Nevertheless, Jamieson's character sketch summarizes the argument that you might have heard from your conservative grandfather over the Thanksgiving dinner table about the g-d leeches who ruin it for everyone else. Jamieson writes that medical care professionals even have a term for these problem-types who use the emergency room like it was their medicine cabinet.

Jamieson writes:

He viewed emergency care as a basic right, and he sought it whenever a problem arose, regardless of how his previous trip went. After so many visits, Farnsworth thought he was unfairly labeled as "very low priority" throughout the metro area. His attitude toward hospitals became a combative one: "I have to fight to get medical care."

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In fire departments and emergency rooms around the country, patients such as Farnsworth are known as "frequent fliers" -- people of modest means and poor health who go in and out of emergency rooms day after day, their fundamental health issues rarely resolved, at a tremendous and ever-growing cost to hospitals, municipalities and taxpayers. Though Farnsworth presents an extreme example, the burden of dealing with inveterate patients like him has been straining hospitals in all cities for years now.

Despite the fact that Farnsworth's unpaid medical bills run into the millions of dollars -- this, even though his visits are covered by Medicare, a fact that would probably double your grandpa's heart pressure -- Jamieson does not paint Farnsworth as a public enemy, exactly. Rather, he cites a program begun in San Francisco that seeks to solve the problem at the source, by treating "frequent fliers" like Farnsworth for the legitimate and largely psychological illnesses from which they suffer. Street Calls, a new and similar organization in D.C. that targets these habitual offenders, has cut back ambulance rides for the region's most notorious 9-1-1 callers by 80 percent by organizing teams of paramedics and social workers to find these characters and help them seek help for the long-term problems pushing them to dial 9-1-1.

Farnsworth's story represents a rather extreme example of an endemic health-care problem facing the nation, one now being debated by experts much better able to address these issues than this writer. As a nation and as a people, we rightly refuse to let people suffer and die in the streets -- but how do we deal with the costs of treating people whose care represents a significant burden on the public health? In the District, the problem that those those individuals represent -- or, the problem that victimizes those individuals -- expresses itself throughout the city. I believe I heard that a homeless man who has lived in my neighborhood for at least as long as I've lived in the city, a guy named Pierre, recently died -- a guy who needed care always and was very much belligerent about seeking and receiving it. A great number of the arguments in favor of selling and transforming the Martin Luther King, Jr., Memorial Library during Mayor Anthony Williams's administration read as though they were primarily motivated by the thorny issue of the homeless and how they use the library -- a crisis that was even brought before the Supreme Court early in the decade.

How should the health-care debate reflect the rights of those who abuse the public health sector? Is that the way to frame that question, even? Certainly any serious reform of the health-care system needs to address the single individuals who cost millions, not just the million individuals who hardly use the system -- and hopefully in a more serious way than my family talks about it over turkey.

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By simply jailing these chronic offenders for defrauding the government, you provide them with three square meals a day and all the free healthcare they can take. In this particular case, he'd be able to reimburse the government for expenses once he sells his autobiographical screenplay, "Million Dollar Hobo." Michael Bay is attached to direct, with Ernest Borgnine reprising his hobo-choking role of Shack from "Emperor of the North." It'll be big, I tells ya! Gabby Hayes big!

Monkey, are you related to me? You are the only person I've ever heard reference "Emperor of the North" other than my dad. Between that and the "O Brother" callouts, I know you are somehow related to me.

Your mom wouldn't happen to be "Boxcar Bertha" Bethesdist, would she? Thrice-elected Queen of the Hobos at the annual Britt Iowa Hobo Convetion? Many's the time our torrid liaisons ended with her holding a straight razor to my throat and me my junk in my hand. But this "monkey of the road" has spilled his seed in every State of the Union, including the District of Columbia, Guam, the Marianas Islands, and twice in Saskatoon. There's only one thing to do when you have a "travelin bone" IN YOUR PANTS. And that's to put it in a soft hole, preferrably of the feminine gland. And if you can't get a woman, get a clean old man.

Train I ride is sixteen coaches long
Well, that long black train take my baby and gone.

Why yes -- and she was also in charge of customer service at Murky Coffee. HEYO

What I find unfortunate is that this homeless man is receiving better medical care than I, *and* he's not even having to pay the bill! I have good insurance, and make good money, but because I'm held financially accountable for my health care, I can't just run into the hospital every time I feel a little ill... in fact, I sometimes have to avoid going when I may actually have a need--because if I went as often as I might be tempted to--I'd be just as poor as this guy in no time flat! So how is it that there is no way we can get these people draining our system to contribute something back? Is it possible to say that, okay we want to care for you since you are unable, but you are going to have to give back something--like volunteer work, community service--something to justify everyone else paying your way! I don't want to see anyone suffering, but I don't like the idea of people abusing the system either... There are lots of families who are not homeless, but live off almost nothing to stay that way--yet they have no insurance and no "frequent flier" care... Where's the justice there?

On the other hand, at least in this area I suppose we're somewhat at fault for the homeless problem anyway. If When you look at the fact that most of DC's homeless ware disabled veterans, you realize that the Vet Hospitals pretty much dumped them out onto the streets and the family wouldn't take them in because of mental illness--so in that sense, we created this problem and now we're stuck dealing with it... I guess that's a tragic form of irony...

most of DC's homeless ware disabled veterans

Most? cite your source. i think "a lot" might be true. Now i'm going to say something by citing my office mate who may be making sh*t up: We're to blame via an 80's reagan decision to gut funding for the homeless and some ted kennedy legislation that says you cannot get someone off the street and into a facility that can help even though they are having a conversation with a telephone pole. They have rights to talk to that telephone pole.. then defecate on the sidewalk noisily and voluminously in protest to the telephone pole's rude remark.

Not sure if there's merit to office mate's story or not.

The Reagan administration de-institutionalized mental health care (i.e. they shut down the state and federal mental institutions) in favor of smaller, community-based care. Great idea, but then nobody wanted to pay for these smaller, community-based facilities, which turned out to be a lot more expensive. I'm against warehousing the mentally ill, but it's a shame that this shift ended up leading to a HUGE increase in homelessness. And we still haven't figured out how to comprehensively address the issue.

Most of DC's homeless are most certainly NOT disabled Vets.
Though a sizable proportion of self described "homeless" may find it convenient for people to believe that.
They're the ones who get dropped off and picked up downtown by cars bearing out of DC tags.

One of the problems is doctors who use ER as a clinic. My wife needed something non-emergency done and she asked where to get it and the doctor scibbled her a note and said, "go to the ER, give them this"

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I recently read about a program in Portland (or maybe Seattle) where the city identified the half-dozen or so "frequent fliers" who, between ambulance and hospital usage, were costing the city something like $3 million a year.

They city basically set them up in rent-free apartments, and gave them a stipend for food (and alcohol).

Apparently the idea was that:

($35k x 12)

In addition, when you remove the difficulties of the mean, day-to-day struggle for survival, it frees these guys up to concentrate on the chore of drinking themselves to death.

With Virginia finally getting rid of smoking in restaurants, now's the time for a public/private partnership to place alcoholic hobos in the former smoking sections. The hobo's bar tab can be deducted from the owner's income taxes. That way, you don't have to smell them, as the nicotine stench covers the b.o.; they're that much closer to drinking themselves to death and off the public's teat; and most importantly to wtopnews.com commenters, you're cutting taxes. Let's see your half-Kenyan crypto communist antichrist advocate that kind of "change."

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