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- Ron Moten (who met with Office of Campaign Finance officials today about his Fenty go-go events) is apparently going to debate Marion Barry at 10:30 tonight on Fox 5. Who's bringing the popcorn?
- What do Vince Gray's mayoral campaign and the Tea Party have in common? Kevin Robillard expands on Adam Serwer's tweet, and finds that there's actually plenty, if you just set aside the fact that Gray isn't an extremist who wants to eliminate the Department of Education.
- NBCWashington.com breathlessly reports that Pinkberry is finally opening a D.C. location, just in time to compete with the million or so other fro-yo joints that have opened here in the last two years.
- The man who threatened a woman with a gun in Bethesda this morning surrendered to authorities in Pennsylvania this afternoon.
- Lesson: don't take any advice from four drunk dudes at a "wing crawl," even if that advice is about wings.
- Huzzah! The Potomac has largely shed its reputation as "a severe threat to the health of anyone coming into contact with it."
- Joe Theismann has been added to the NFL Network's announcing booth for the season. The guy is a Redskins legend and all, but when it comes to his broadcasting ability, I concur with Drew Magary's NSFW take.
- If this is what WaPo telemarketers were dubbing those reluctant to subscribe back in 1984, I can only imagine what they're calling them today.
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