Go Home Already: On the Hill

NO DRUNKEN SURFING IN WARD 8!

Should Spike spend less time courting the myopic little twit demographic and more time cooking food that doesn't suck? MAYBE!

"Like a child star who ends up doing second-rate sitcoms his whole life, Good Stuff's offense is its failure to fulfill its potential."

Reminds me, any update on Spike's Joey Lawrence themed loose meat sandwich shop, "Sloppy Whoa's?"

Reminds me, any update on Spike's Joey Lawrence Keanu Reeves themed loose meat sandwich shop, "Sloppy Whoa's?"

Fixed that for you.

You're thinking of his '70s sitcom themed vibrant brand of urbanism colon hydrotherapy spa, "What's Crappenin!!"

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Well TBD continues it's slow, agonizing decline.

That implies it had some succes to decline from.

Although their coverage of the Black Cat Bill scandal was spot on.

It just seems they've had an influx of fluff watering down their news.

it took me a while to realize this picture was a giant poop!

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That be the modern honey wagon delivering the good stuff.

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There goes the advertising campaign for "Santa's bones burbon".

Do D.C. building codes apply in McPherson Square? No, but that doesn't really matter.

Since voting rights didn't pan out THIS is what we're doing?

Think bourbon butternut squash, kickin' buffalo chicken or chocolate chipotle

I'd rather not. Can't you do a good old mystery meat (is it cow? is it roo? dog?) pie, complete with Four n' Twenty's trademarked gristle, and runny gravy? Then, nuke the f*cker until it is either burning hot on the outside and frozen in the middle (the classic "Tuck Shop Lunch" pie), or cold on the outside and scalding hot in the middle (greater degree of difficulty, the specialist "Standing in the Heatley Stand and Spilling the Contents All Over Your Jumper" pie).

From the crazy laws list: "No person shall conduct or take part in any race, dance, or contest in which any individual shall participate for more than a total of twelve (12) hours in any consecutive twenty-four (24) hours."

Damn, I was looking forward to the next Jefferson Memorial dance marathon.

See, and I thought the 24 on/72 off shift cycle for dancing was supposed to be the best.

Spike has a ginger beard, Martin has a ginger beard, coincidence? I think not!

You know who else had a ginger beard?

Foxy boxing is okay, but not opposite sex boxing?  There's no justice in DC.

Councilmember Tommy Wells (D-Ward 6) is not OK with the H Street NE streetcar running up Third Street NE.

That's because it's the worst...idea...ever.

Yeah, that idea is never going to fly. Those streets are made up of some pretty tony houses, selling at high prices. It's as if DDOT said, "hey the Circulator swings through that neighborhood, why not the streetcar when it's up and running in 2075?"

[I just wanted to use the word 'tony' in this post.]

but chef spike is already the city's top dweeb.

and the top twerp

Not sure if this building will make me actually visit White Flint or just keep staying away.

Looks like a rejected ziggurat design.

I guess this means I need to start reading H. P. Lovecraft. Writing like that deserves to be read.

I can recommend some places to start, if you like.

Thank you. I shall add them to the Over the River bibliothèque.

Very thoughtful of you, yes please. I'm not a horror fan, but epic Science Fiction would be welcome.

I suggest trying two or three to get a good feel for HPL: "Dagon," "The Rats in the Walls," and "Pickman's Model." If those appeal, then I recommend "The Colour out of Space" and "The Shadow over Innsmouth" next. Keep in mind that HPL is a modernist, even though he writes within the bounds of weird fiction, so he's dealing with many of the issues that other modernists did.

Rejected Ziggurat were much better before they signed to a major.

Yeah, I saw them at the 9:25 Club (it's like the 9:30 Club, but not..you've probably never heard of it) when they opened for Dismemberment Plan, and they were pretty rockin'.  I've moved on to bands that aren't born yet.  This scarf's itchy.

Bad medicinal Babbit cocktails the night before drawing the design.

a pie CSA

Hot damn! CSA on a whale cake next?

Oh...wait, I get it.

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I've read that General Sherman's Army sampled plenty of CSA pie back in the Autumn of 1865.

Too soon?

Too soon?

In DC, no. In Richmond...git a rope!

I heard General Sherman was rather tasty.

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Beat me to it.  Damn you.

You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to beat me to oblique historical references.

"There's an anti-Semite on the loose in Cleveland Park."

Sounds like the name of the next Woodie Allen film.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife...

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This calls for

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one of the all time great bad movies!

I liked it.

DC's weirdest law: gun registration.