"Suck it, Washington, D.C. Suck it Dipped in Tang"

i think a lot of the people cheering the "suck it DC" line were actually cheering against the "washington" part of town. even with as much time as colbert spends teaching people about the lack of a vote for us, i think it doesn't sink in with many people.

The only way to make the Tang dip better is with Astronaut Ice Cream.

but the astronaut ice cream won't melt all over your... sorry, wrong stream

And that is why I give it to children of all ages.

NO TANG IN WARD 5!

So an attractive, well-dressed, personable and sane person raised more awareness to DC voting rights than a guy who slices his own junk? Who would have thought?

You mean Newt?  Even if he is thrice married, I'm not sure I'd say he's attractive, well-dressed, personable and sane.  Come to think of it, Newt and Adrian may have a lot in common.

Don't forget we're behind Puerto Rico in the Newt Gingrich statehood line as well.

Well, they do have several times more people than us.  But they also don't pay income tax, and DC isn't exactly discussing independence...

Jon Stewart mentioned it on Daily Show, too.

The degree to which they cover the same topics is actually getting kind of annoying.

What about their SuperPAC?

"Suck it, dipped in Tang" is my new tag line.

mine too! we'll have to coordinate so we're not at the same bar- don't want to get 'tag-line-blocked'

I don't understand these "taglines." I must be new here. (are they for disqus accounts only?) 

I think, "I don't understand these "taglines"." is a better tagline. A little meta.

I'm surprised nobody has laid claim to "sociopathic pussy-hound"

I think you just stumbled on your tag line:  "I must be new here."

Yes. Go to your dashboard and fill out your profile.

Thankfully, we know deep down that Colbert's repeated mentions of our lack of voting rights have actually raised more awareness than our traditional complaints.

Wait, I thought the Adrian Parsons Project was good enough for you?

He raised more awareness for the rats than any lack of representation...

And foreskin issues.

The following Comedy Central program has been Austermuhled

Jesus, can't you just say "look for it at 1:30?"

First, you're not a big reader. And now you can't even sit through 90 seconds of TV?

Like buttah, Ben is on a roll.

Newhce would expect for the roll to be pre-chewed.

I'm on a conf. call, I'm trying to get something else written--I want my information in bitesize nuggets.

I always knew he was a Ferengi!

Jon Stewart had a bit last night as well...

That's lying down.

So I see Ben has decided not to take it laying down anymore.

Bah, you ruined it. I was just about to complain about the lack of verbiage