Well, you know IMGoph, something happened a long time ago on dcist and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French, uh you know Napoleon the third and whatever. And ...

Is there some reason why the unregistered sex offenders can't join in on the sparkariffic shenanigins?...

See, if this guy was a Metro security guard, he'd have been fired and re-hired already. ...

"Sincerity" is my middle name. My confirmation name is "Agnes" after Saint Agnes of Rome. She refused to marry a Roman, was condemned to death and, since the law prevented the execution of virgins, sh...

What kind of world would we live in if the cops just went ahead and shot everyone for doing stupid stuff on the roads? A much more pleasant one, that's what. So you can go ahead and keep your fastidio...

Ugh. I can't stand the politically loaded term "liberal leave." As if conservative administrations force Fed employees to come to work in the snow like some kind of Scrooge. Lets just call this what i...

Get back in that thar newfangled horseless carriage, Liz....

It could be worse. They could lock the gates and seal all the passengers inside and hold them for ransom. And then the ice weasles come. ...

Great. That's all we need. More illegal immigrant terra cotta warriors taking jobs away from hardworking AMERICAN terra cotta warriors. That's what you get when you elect a half-chinese crypto marxist...

Countdown to horrific traffic accident as distracted bus driver wipes a tear away when Little Cindy Lou Who (who was no more than two) asks, "Santy Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? W...

And don't forget to send an engraved invite to our pal Poopy the Magic Hobo, that delightful H Street urchin who's taught us all the true meaning of Christmas: eat more fiber and don't leave home with...

Agreed. Our incontinent hobo pal on H Street is a prime illustration of this legal conundrum. Even though Google Streetview caught "Subject A" with his "legal briefs" around his ankes and seemingly in...

I'm reminded of the immortal words of fupenguin.com: "What's so fu**ing surprising, $h!thead? Like you weren't just sitting around waiting to be discovered by humans. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW A...

A hundred years ago in this city, people did the same thing. History justified the vigilantes, we're no different. Anyone who threatens the security of the people will be executed. Evil for evil, Ha...

I could have done this years ago, except the McArthur genius grant always goes to some bloviating dildo who needs to write some magnum opus chronicling bloviating dildos and their triumph in the face ...