Aaron Morrissey

Thanks, finnegan. For some reason, our software was reverting back to draft versions of posts and publishing them this morning. Sincerely apologize for the typo....

Folks, we were having an issue with our publishing software this morning which appears to have resulted in a few of your comments being eaten. Apologies -- things should be back online now....

My copy of the New Oxford American Dictionary (which defines 'babel' as a noun meaning "a confused noise, typically that made by a number of voices") would appear to disagree with you, good sir/madam....

The body was found after firefighters had put out the fire and entered the home -- D.C. Fire and EMS initially had reported no injuries. The investigation is ongoing....

Fully willing to admit you got me. Well played....

Thanks, I've updated. At the time this post went up, trains were still running through the station as usual....

Right. See here....

Yeah, the search "yielded" four guns. Though I refuse to make any assumptions about this guy's ability to fire guns in several different ways....

Hey, just reporting what I read. I haven't been forced into moonlighting as a patrolman on the Mall for the Park Police. (Yet.)...

Kansas Jack: Honestly, I thought that "bright orange flames" was a more descriptive phrasing. That's why I changed it as I was updating the story. Didn't have anything to do with comments, I promise y...

Yeah, I was just trying to have some fun. It's a reference to "All Your Base...". The funny thing about the meme is the incredibly broken English -- and trying to agree "hashtags" and "is" is certainl...

Hey everyone, I know the load times are really slow right now. I hear your cries for a more efficient gallery experience. We're looking into ways to improve the galleries, but there's a lot that goes ...

Well, when La Motta loses to Reeves in Raging Bull -- kind of an important part of that movie, yeah? -- that was in Cleveland. And the sequence in Almost Famous where the band stops in Cleveland is on...

Yup, I'm guilty of mixing up my verbs there. Sorry. I blame my morning's disturbing lack of coffee....

You're right, Herschel, "deceased" is a more appropriate term. No offense intended, obviously....