Is this group a private club or an actual business? Because exclusivity/douche cred aside, the website is non ADA compliant, which is a different kind of douche move entirely. ...

Wasn't this the case where the victim actually had one of the attacker's cell phones and a picture on the phone of his attacker? About damn time an arrest was made, especially with evidence like that....

I'm on the fence about pumpkin beers, but I'm all up in that bread, yo. ...

Maybe Brak could fix the economic meltdown? If not Brak, Zorak. ...

Between this story and the economic meltdown, I do believe I have finally lost the will to live. ...

If this is an apocalypse, does that mean we get free ice cream? ...

I would totally buy season tickets to a team called the Washington Buttpirates. I could make a fortune selling huge souvenier foam dick-and-balls-with-a-prince-albert. And it's about time someone st...

RJ, what will really be hilarious will be the DCist commentary once the feds start RIFfing or more local governments do 2-3 week furloughs. Except I won't be laughing because I'll be in the failboat ...

Oh good God - the Post has got a story up about two dead children being found encased in ice in a woman's freezer? In a goddamned freezer? I think I am going to step away from the computer for a bit...

i realize that a shooting inside an A-M restaurant is surely rare, but that area isn't all bunnies and rainbows, either. Don't fool yourself -- Bunnies are the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered ro...

That bus accident didn't seem to get too much press for how horrific it was. Maybe we're all getting used to buses randomly taking people out? ...

So, Diane Gustus got $30k-$80k worth of gifts from her crooked boss, her daughter has pleaded guilty to being involved in the tax scandal, and she lucks out and gets to walk - but she wants her job ba...

I blame the polar bears for this, somehow. ...

“It was our shared goal that the public would develop empathy for the polar bear as they have for the homeless which we see as two connected issues.” This statement makes a false assumption that peop...

I already went for the Eagle joke in the other thread, Monkey -- you're a very naughty monkey and I think you need a spanking for that. ...

Awww, poor thing is just looking for a pic-a-nic basket. ...

HAHAHA. Oh Jesus, this is more embarrassing than Boston. ...

[Insert bear/package/DC Eagle joke here]...

i hereby declare that this thread will have many comments we have all seen before, and will lead no one to change their minds on this. therefore, let's declare the comments closed. next! Oh no you d...

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