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On May 26, 2010 2:30 PM in Council Votes to Strip Streetcar Funds UPDATED, they said:

Streetcars has died of dysentery....

On September 22, 2009 4:26 PM in Union Station Bike Transit Center Now Taking Memberships, they said:

"This is a really unique facility," White-Kjoss said. 'Really unique'? Really? Is that like being 'a little bit pregnant' or 'mostly dead'? You can't qualify unique. It's either unique or it's not....

On September 17, 2009 4:23 PM in We've Got to Get a Spot in the House Now, they said:

That makes your head hurt? Really? There's 646 MPs in the British Parliament. 1386 if you count the lords. There's 802 members of the Indian Parliament. Greatest democracy in the world? Pft. If we ...

On September 16, 2009 5:19 PM in D.C. Libertarian Party Tries to Get Back on its Feet, they said:

Libertarian: A Republican who still wants to get high....

On September 9, 2009 8:42 AM in Big Monkey Comics to Close, they said:

Yeah, that's the real problem geek-stores have. Too much geek, not enough store. Kids these days are reading Manga like crazy and collected editions are doing quite well in standard bookstores. You'd ...

On September 8, 2009 2:28 PM in Big Monkey Comics to Close, they said:

Comics went through a speculative boom in the 90's that opened a lot of comic shops. When it collapsed (unsurprisingly), a lot of shops went with them. The problems of comic shops (and their close cou...

On August 18, 2009 12:22 PM in Robert Novak Dies at 78, they said:

Damn it. Who will undermine national security for partisan gain now?...

On July 7, 2009 4:22 PM in Report: Barry Hired Ex-Girlfriend as Patronage, they said:

"I'm shocked, simply shocked to discover gambling going on!"...

On June 26, 2009 11:38 AM in Weekend Track Maintenance Schedule Altered, they said:

The New York subway usually has four tracks, meaning you can do work on any one and keep regular overnight service going. In DC, with only one track in any direction, doing maintenance creates a sing...

On June 19, 2009 11:06 AM in D.C. Unemployment Rate Jumps to 10.7 Percent, they said:

And another thing. There are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. PS: I am *not* a crackpot!...

On April 13, 2009 3:32 PM in First Pitches Successfully Deployed, they said:

First Pitches? So they're all first? That's just stupid. Might as well say both teams win the game. We're all first! We're all winners!...

Unless, of course, the whole point was to provoke a confrontation in the first place. Wouldn't be surprised if that was the case....

On January 12, 2009 11:34 AM in We Get Press Releases: Hot Dogs are Bipartisan, they said:

God, I think they might have violated the Pun Prevention Act of 2007....

On January 9, 2009 1:11 PM in Inauguration Road Closures Announced, they said:

Okay, this seem confusing. Is the area of the vehicular road closures the same as the security cordon? It seems not, since there's public access points *inside* that area. I'd been planning on hoofing...

On January 5, 2009 12:11 PM in A Day (and Beyond) Without a Transfer, they said:

My own trip this morning was problem-free, but then it's a fairly short trip through middle-class Arlington, where most people were already using SmartTrip cards. I don't doubt there'll be some pain b...

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