DrewSTFU

Ooh, I was sitting near the Jesus/pat-down lady. I'd forgotten all about her, weird. ...

Thompson, dressed in a black Sean John track suit, was represented by Assistant Federal Public Defender David Bos. For this fashion crime alone he should get at least ten years....

Bobby, Tex, Squeaky, and Sadie Mae...

I've got something for you that looks just like a Telefunken U-47....

Gentrification rears its ugly head....

Officer Camille Neville says, "She clearly did not deliver the baby in the hospital. We need to make sure we find her and make sure she's okay." Moral issues of abandoning a baby aside, you'd have to...

Strippers in nurse costumes will remain on-call during the walkout....

His face looks like like Chuck E. Cheese....

Whether it's fair or not, something like this happening in Trinidad is less out of character than say, a dog being thrown down the stairs and shot in the middle of a crowd in broad daylight by a cop. ...

I'd go to the SpeakeasyDC event as long as "Ayanna Dookie" is not involved in the buffet preparation. ...

Don't judge the house when you didn't even know it. It was a good house, and it was working on being built. ...

Cowcatchers for would-be suicides....

He was also a doctor, performed a lot of unnecessary surgery. And then in 1920, he started a secret society....

Praise Jesus!...

Hm. The "Finance and Customer Service Hearings" seem to have been suspiciously light on the latter of the two, although not getting hurt on an escalator might qualify as "customer service". What abo...