Fluxgirl
- Name: Nicole
- Location: DC/Nova
- Job: Why yes, I have one, thank you!
- Tell us about yourself: Aspiring apparatchick
Recent Comments
What, the swells around the zoo were complaining that little Humphrey would never get into "Haaavaaad" if he didn't get his sleep? As for the burbs, they have to listen to marching bands practicing. S...
What song did the Stones do about Candy Darling? I have a friend who met both her and Holly Woodlawn one evening in NYC. ...
That entire monologue needs to be delivered in a Barry White voice....
I'll be enhancing my big, juicy, chess club brain as soon as I get home and make a martini....
If I want to spend an evening with a bloodsucking parasite, I just go over to my ex's. (insert rim shot) Thank you, I'll be here all week, try the lutefisk! Try and keep it down, that is! Har!...
More jobs for security guards at the door!!!...
Yet one more advantage to living in the 'burbs... "sorry, Metro isn't running...yeah, it sucks, well, see you when they open it". Type up a few quick briefs, then sit in front of the tube and watch ...
Gotta admit, no one comes to DC for the lovely atmosphere and great weather!!!!...
These are executive level port-a-potties, right? With attendants?...
Someone call security about that guy. ...
So much for all the armchair detective opinions of yesterday. ...
I like Sietsema, he's got plenty of experience and calls 'em as he eats 'em. I'm certainly not going to base where I spend my limited dining budget on the recommendations of say, a Yelper. ...
Next up: The Post publishes the "other side" of the Holocaust. ...
I really really hope the smell returns and lingers after the demise of Rogue States. It would be justice. ...
The proper term is "POUG" for "Person of Undetermined Gender". ...

