Clearly, the most environmentally friendly homicidal assault method is the Five-Fingered Throat Removal, a la Road House. Patrick Swayze: Saving Mother Earth one larynx at a time!...

There are so many Cowboys fans here and elsewhere throughout the country because Cowboys fans are front-running bandwagon jumpers. See also: Pittsburgh Steelers, New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox, Ch...

What's with all this "we" I keep seeing? When's the last time you took the field for or received a paycheck from an NFL organization*? Last I checked, rooting for a professional sports team does not...

Who was it again that kept saying this stadium deal might not have been thought through all the way? *raises hand* ...

Upcoming dates on the Taxation Without Representation US Mint Tour: 9/5: San Francisco 9/27: Philadelphia 10/7: West Point 10/23: New Orleans (Old School Night) 11/14: Manila (Second Stage: US C...

And to throw more confusion into the quadrant quandary, "East of the River" can include sections of NE as well as SE. It gets real annoying when you tell someone you live east of the river and they a...

Technically, First St. and A St. SE is considered 'SE', but who in their right mind would call that Southeast?? Well, probably someone who was giving directions. Kinda sucks trying to meet someone w...

It's still unclear how he was hit by the train. Seems pretty clear to me. 1. Man on tracks. 2. Train on tracks. 3. Train on man. It's not like these newfangled Acela trains jump off the track...

Police say they responded to a call about 10 a.m. Monday at 6th Street in southeast D.C. That's some excellent reporting guys. How about a cross street or at least a neighborhood?...

Looks like Ward 9 is turning into Ward 8. Which means that Ward 7 fills the vacuum left by Ward 8, and Ward 6 moves across the river to Ward 7... Sweet, I live in Capitol Hill!...

Raise the damn gas tax! Highways are underfunded by about 50% (the tax only pays for about half of highway capital improvements and maintenance), and it gets worse every year because the tax isn't in...

Ride the sidewalk on this section of New Hampshire. If it's not in the CBD, it's not illegal. Begin flaming in 3... 2... 1......

I understand CFSA has major issues. But shouldn't greater focus be on why we have parents so horribly bad that they are killing their kids via abuse or neglect? No no no! That's not how it works in ...

Better watch your back, Cap'N Crunch. ...

And THIS is why I refused to patronize the Eastern Market Murky Coffee before they were shut down by the taxman. The EM Starbucks couldn't steam a milk to save their soul, but at least their drinks d...

The suspects in the Chinese food deliveryman death WILL be charged in Fredericksburg with carjacking and abduction. They won't be charged with murder in that jurisdiction because the DA can't prove Z...

The District should begin eviction procedures against the Nationals for back rent. Then, in a few weeks we can watch the entertaining spectacle of Nats players fighting soccer, kickball, and ultimate...

prefecture?...

I can think of at least one customer who would be very pleased if a store opened up on Massachusetts Ave. NW....

That's a nice rainbow shot. You can even see a faint supernumerary rainbow inside of the violet portion....