IntangibleArts

Name: IntangibleArts
Location: Washington DC
Tell us about yourself: Noisemaker, space cadet, contrarian, armchair sociologist, joie de vivrist. Amateur photographer, chronic magazine designer. Cynic. That's right.

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On November 16, 2010 4:59 PM in The Lion Cubs: They Need Names. You Can Help., they said:

Steve. All of 'em. They're all goddamned Steve....

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On November 16, 2010 9:10 AM in Giant To Limit Salvation Army Collections At Its Stores, they said:

Santa Claus is pro-Israel, I'm sure of it....

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On November 8, 2010 12:34 PM in Burger Chain Wars: Bow Before Crunchburger, D.C., they said:

Of course the main flaw in the idea of going to a Bobby Flay enterprise is, it may, somehow, encourage Bobby Flay himself to continue... existing.... and that simply cannot be allowed to happen....

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On October 27, 2010 9:39 PM in Bruce Monroe Site Proposal: Someone's Going To Be Unhappy, they said:

Anti-child and pro-beer. And I vote....

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On October 27, 2010 2:14 PM in Va. Man Arrested In Sting Op After Filming Metro Footage For al-Qaeda, they said:

Might be the only way to get a set of functioning escalators....

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On October 22, 2010 10:51 AM in Adorable Children Can Be Quite Persuasive, You Know, they said:

ehh..... the little people are not my thing in the least. Best of luck, it's a very good cause of course, etc., but if I saw that dwarfy shite coming my way, I'd certainly take evasive action....

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On October 13, 2010 9:23 AM in Report: Michelle Rhee To Resign As DCPS Chancellor Tomorrow, they said:

Eh, it was a completely impossible (not to mention thankless) task anyway. Nobody could succeed and all who occupy that chair are doomed to failure. The school system is filled with folks who became t...

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On July 26, 2010 1:58 PM in Photo of the Day: July 26, 2010, they said:

I have seen the enemy, and it is utz......

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On July 12, 2010 2:17 PM in Photo of the Day: July 12, 2010, they said:

So am I the only one that sees the carousel as the gaping mouth of a golden-jawed demon? I mean, shit, LOOK at the thing! It's a psychedelic religious metaphor about the unmasking of JOY to reveal a c...

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On July 12, 2010 1:27 PM in Photo of the Day: July 12, 2010, they said:

sometimes?!?!!?...

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On July 9, 2010 1:07 PM in Marriage Proponents Get Ready for Steamy Summer Tour, they said:

Weren't these christofascists supposed to be raptured outta here by now?...

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On June 10, 2010 1:22 PM in Broken Metrobus Fareboxes Costing WMATA Money, they said:

Another great classic dilemma is: WHY IN THE NAME OF SATAN IS IT that seemingly half of all farecard machines reject coins? ALL coins? I'm subsidizing my smartrip with accumulated pocket-change & rout...

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On June 4, 2010 3:25 PM in Throwing Red Meat to the DCist Commentariat, they said:

What?...

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On May 25, 2010 2:32 PM in HFStival Lineup Feels Like a Time Warp, they said:

Funny. My 1997 self would be just as cynical as my 2010 self about this. ... But you kids go, have a great time. I won't wait up......

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On May 11, 2010 9:48 AM in Delivery Truck Crashes Into Hirshhorn Museum, they said:

What can brown do for you?...

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